-1.Q: What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?
A: A r----.
-2.Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits?
A: In s----- school.
-3.Q: What kind of underwear to reporters wear?
A: N--- b-----.
-4.Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing A-------.
5.Q: How do you fix a broken vegetable?
A: With t----- p----.
-6.Q: Why did the thief take a shower?
A: He wanted to make a c---- g------!
-7.Q: What do you call two banana peels?
A: S-------.
-8.Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: The d------ is taking me out tonight.
-9.Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: M--- P----.
-10.Q: What did one egg say to the other egg?
A: You ----- me up.