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#1042961 - Yesterday at 11:29 PM Joe's Saturdiner
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 68305
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. ~Steven Wright

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"


One day an old lady and an old man were sitting on their porch when the old lady says "Hey pa, why don't you run down to the restaurant and get us some ice cream."

Pa said, "Ok I will go right now."

Ma told him that she had better write it down for him, because he always forgets.

He said no he would be fine, so off he went to the restaurant.

When he got back he handed her a hamburger and she said "Dang it pa, I knew you would forget, I told you to get mustard on mine!"


An Antartian goes into a souvenir shop and asks the man at the counter if he has any alligator skin shoes.

The man said, "Yes, right over there on the shelf."

He walks over to the shelf and then back to the counter where the shop owner was sitting and says, "The shoes cost too much."

The shop owner says, "Well, go and see if you can find some cheaper."

The Antartian leaves the store.

The shop owner, on his way home, notices a dead alligator by the swamp. He pulls over, walks to the swamp and notices the Antartian standing in the middle of the swamp. The man asks him what he is doing in the swamp; about that time the shop owner sees a giant alligator coming up behind the Antartian.

The alligator and the man go under the water. The Antartian comes up and drags the alligator to the shore. He looks at the alligator's feet and says, "This one doesn't have any shoes either."


Happy Saturday everyone. Joe is rained out and can't get on to start your day so you are stuck with me.

At least he got his wish for lots of rain! lol

Have a happy one!

JoeAna wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#1042966 - Today at 02:22 AM Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 9392
Loc: Greece
Good morning JoeAna smile and all who come in later. wave
Have a nice day. happydance
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#1042975 - Today at 04:19 AM Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 19431
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Ana, Haroula, Joe and everyone. Ana thanks for opening the Diner for Joe. Hope he gets his internet back soon. Coffee and tea are ready. Have a great Saturday without to much shopping stress! lab fall

#1042981 - Today at 07:04 AM Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8656
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Great Saturday. Today I will try to finish up my decorating. We worked on it all day yesterday. Danish, Waffles, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. turkey

#1042985 - Today at 09:10 AM Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: connie]
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Posts: 11756
Loc: Columbus,Ohio
Good morning Boomers. Thanks for opening the diner Ana.
It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

#1043000 - Today at 11:42 AM Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 14211
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Thank you Ana for helping Joe and getting the diner started. Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Joe hope the rain slows down now so your internet will work. Have a lovely day!

Haroula Have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the "hot" coffee and have a lovely day!

Connie have fun finishing the decorating!! Thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Space the weekend is here and I hope yours is a good one!! Have a lovely day!

Temps here have been teens but when the wind blows it feels like it is below zero. Brrrrrrr shiver


#1043013 - Today at 12:48 PM Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
looney4labs Offline
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 44252
Loc: Alabama
Super Saturday ya'll puppy

I popped up and did some mad scientisting, then grabbed dogs and wandered the neighborhood with g'sons, and hubby. There were actually some other folks out and about, including one guy sitting on the curb with a Huge Knife affixed to his belt. He kinda made me nervous, but by my last lap he was edging the yard with a weed eater so decided he was most likely not a crazy killer. Sad that is the first place my mind goes these days.

Hubby is feeding dogs and then going to run errands. I'm going to make gravy and feed kids when he is done. Then boys are going to lie down for a rest so they won't be total grouches when dad gets home. Cully has assured me he is not

At 2:30 we will watch the Iron Bowl...I'm not holding out much hope for AU this year, but stranger things have happened. I'm hoping vacuuming happens before then, but my jaw is throbbing so not sure I'll feel up to it. We shall see. wave
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

#1043025 - Today at 02:13 PM Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
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Joe still has no internet and had to go off to work now, so he asked me to wish you all a good day. So from Joe's wet corner of the world, Hello!
Don't feed the Trolls

#1043026 - Today at 02:15 PM Re: Joe's Saturdiner [Re: looney4labs]
Darlene Offline
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Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9877
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet JoeAna! Thanks for the openers and for opening the Diner! Have a great Joe's Saturdiner day!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Meeting friends at our local winery today! smile

Alrighty, off to see what's afoot!
You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko


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