You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.
MAYA ANGELOU
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Funny HeadlinesPair Banned from All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant for Eating Too Much
—Source: Telegraph
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One-Armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers
—Source: Tulsa World
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North Korean Historical Institute Declares It Has Discovered Unicorn Lair Belonging to Founder of Ancient Kingdom
—Source: Daily Mail
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Motorcyle Deaths Drop, but Trend Is Worrisome
—Source: Yahoo.com
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Missing Woman Unwittingly Joins Search Party Looking for Herself
—Source: Toronto Sun
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Man Sues Wife for Being Ugly … and Wins
—Source: Fox 8 Cleveland
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Man Married, Sentenced on Same Day
—Source: The Miami Herald
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Man Executed After Long Speech
—Source: Boston Globe
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Man Denies Stealing FBI Car: “Just Here to Buy Cocaine”
—Source: TBO.com
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Local Man Fails Breathalyzer Test Despite Eating Underwear
—Source: USA Today
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Lafayette Man Ticketed After Cat Refuses to Jog with Him
—Source: Denver Post
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Lady Gaga Fan Dies at Concert, Recovers
—Source: The Tennessean
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Good Smell Perplexes New Yorkers
—Source: New York Times
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Florida Man Dies After Winning Live Roach-Eating Contest
—Source: USA Today
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Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons
—Source: Tulsa World
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Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism
—Source: LA Times
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Area Man Joins Organization Where Nothing Much Ever Happens
—Source: Wall Street Journal
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Angry Nepali Man Bites Cobra to Death in Revenge Attack
—Source: MSNBC
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Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself
—Source: (Madison County, Illinois) Record
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A Fat, Mustachioed Orphan Finds a Home
—Source: New York Times
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Pasco Man Arrested, Says 48 Beers Was Likely Ten Too Many
—Source: St. Petersburg Times
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Writing newspaper copy is an art form unseen in these real headlines:“Worker Suffers Leg Pain After Crane Drops 800-Pound Ball on His Head”
“City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells”
“Caskets Found as Workers Demolish Mausoleum”
“Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25”
“Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police”
“Hospitals Resort to Hiring Doctors”
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Good morning everyboomie.
I am running a little behind this evening, which is ridiculous considering my day.
I never even left the house. Not even to go out and get the mail.
I woke up to an 80% chance of rain, which I wasn't expecting, and it did rain. Not much, and not very hard, but it was cool and rainy all day.
Instead of going out to the creek and having fun, I opted for staying in and testing the comfort level of my couch, and cleaning out the fridge.
Now I have to go buy more groceries tomorrow after work, and then come home and try to figure out why I'm gaining weight.
Highlight of my Thursday? I get to go to work.
I know.....go figure.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe