Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
MILES KINGTON
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A first-grade teacher can’t
believe her student isn’t hepped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan.”
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After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, “Everyone should call in and give one word for that game.”
“What’s your word?” the host
replied.
“Bored out of my mind,” said the caller.
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Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team.
“I blame the general manager,” said the first fan. “If he signed better players, we’d be a great team.”
“I blame the players,” said the
second fan. “If they made more of
an effort, we’d score some points.”
“I blame my parents,” said the third. “If I’d been born in Seattle,
I’d be supporting a decent team.”
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The topic of my student’s essay was the importance of trust, camaraderie, and toughness among football
players. “After all,” he wrote, “you don’t want a bunch of pre-Madonnas out there on the field.”
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I recently stumbled upon
my favorite new sports team. It’s
a woman’s bowling squad called
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter.
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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.
“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries.
“He says you’re gonna die.”
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During graduate school, I tutored a football player in Psychology 101. After the session, my supervising professor asked me if I was interested in the student, since he was a good-looking athlete.
“No, I’m not,” I assured him.
“Yeah, you probably prefer men who eat quiche,” he joked.
“Actually, I prefer men who can spell quiche.”
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“I was playing chess with my friend, and he said, ‘Let’s make this more interesting.’ So we stopped playing chess.”
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When my 15-year-old son, Pat, stepped up to the plate during a Colt League baseball game, the young announcer declared, “Now batting, the right fielder, number 12, Pathogen!” After some confusion in the stands, the announcer came back on over the loudspeaker. “Oh, I get it — Pat Hogan!”
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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave him his business card and told him to stop by for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and handed it to him.
The Democrat was impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided it was his turn to help. So he reached into the Republican’s pocket and gave the homeless man $50.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Good news. If you're reading this, you probably woke up alive today.
I've seen spiders here at Gameboomers, but never any ghost.
But then you probably wouldn't see a ghost would you?
I get to work two days now before my next three days of play.
It's hard to call it play when you spend three hours installing games, and only 30 minutes of playing.
I've been trying to replay a lot of my games, and having trouble getting many of them to play at all, and I'm talking about three different laptops. One of them an ASUS gaming laptop.
I have managed to replay Beyond Atlantis 1 & 2, Aura, Syberia 1 & 2, and today I started Keepsake, and Omega Stone.
I've enjoyed getting back into those games after being away from them for years.
Have a happy day everyone.
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, and Haroula. I hope you all have a great Friday. I have a split shift today, in between I have a hair appointment. It'll be a busy day for me.
Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, Midgie and all. Joe I love those old Games! Ana have a great day. Haroula enjoy yours too. Midgie I've got the coffee and tea ready! Happy Friday everyone! 
Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Glad you are able to play those classic games again! Have a terrific TGIF!
