-1. After the dog ripped the cards, the poker players were so mad they refused to d---
w--- it.
2. How did the farmer find his wife? He 't-----r'
-3. Frog parking only, all others will be t--- a---
-4. I went to the air and space museum, but there was n-----g there
-5. My reality check b-----d
6. The first 5 days after the weekend are the h-----t
7. I child proofed my house but the kids still --- --
-8. Ban pre-shredded cheese, make America g---- again
-9. If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the j-----r
-10. The past, present and future walk into a bar, it was t----