The cat will carry the toast across the kitchen, jump up on the work surface, bend down and open a drawer then remove a knife with its paw. It will then reach upwards, open a cupboard and remove a jar of marmalade. It will then use its yoga skills to twist and pour all the marmalade onto the toast on its back. Because of the extra weight, when the cat jumps off the work surface it will spin before landing on its front paws resulting in a hand stand, or rather a paw stand. The toast will then dislodge from its back and drop to the floor. Cat will lick all the marmalade but will not touch the toast. Phone will ring and cat will answer. He tells his girlfriend he is very busy but will ring her later. Cat takes a shower, gets suited and booted then goes out to meet Denis to try and resolve the problem that has been bugging him since he came into this world.

Bernie