-1.Why are elephants so smart?
Because they have lots of g--- m-----.
-2.I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
-3.What did the prisoner, who was about to be hanged, say when he was given a pardon at the last minute?
"No n---- is good n----."
-4.When do Siamese Twins go to a baseball game?
When there's a d----- h-----.
-5.What insect runs away from everything?
A f---.
6.A man is born in 1932 and dies in 1938, yet he was 86 years old. How is that possible?
Hint: think room
-7.What stories are told by basketball players?
T--- t----.
-8.What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
A c-----e.
-9.What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A c-------e with s--- f---.
-10.What do you get if you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
An animal that can k--- its own s------s.