-1.Why did the worm stay in bed late?
It didn't want to be caught by the e---- b---.
-2.What is the best name for the wife of a conductor on a Pullman train?
B-----.
-3.What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?
One k---- the stops and the other stops the n---.
4.What is the best name for the wife of a gardener?
F----.
-5.Which eye gets hit the most?
The ----'- ---.
6.What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A --n--.
-7.What happened when the nail had a fight with the tire?
The nail knocked it ----.
-8.Why is a room packed with married people like an empty room?
Because there is not a ---g-- person in it.
-9.What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to --- -- and a pill is hard to --- d---.
-10.What gets harder to catch the faster you run?
Your b-----.
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