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#1138167 - 01/12/18 03:06 AM Puns. Jan.12
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-1.Someone says to his friend: "I bought a cat" And the other: "You have to be k----- me!"

-2.Wife to husband: "I'm pregnant!" Husband: "You're k------ me!"

-3.What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do h-- t-----!

4.Why can't pigs tell a joke? Because they're such a b---.

-5.What do computers eat for a snack? M--------s!

-6.Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was o--------d.

-7.My friend stopped by to tell me he had just been diagnosed as Dyslexic. Said he was going home to write it in his d----.

-8.Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's s-- f---.

-9.My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. I knew she'd come c------- b--- to me.

-10.English is weird. It can be understood t-----h t---h t------h t-----t, t----h.

lol


Edited by curly (01/13/18 10:18 AM)
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#1138170 - 01/12/18 04:00 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
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2. Kidding - Hi Curly, have a great weekend wave

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#1138174 - 01/12/18 04:47 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
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Happy Day curly! catrub
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#1138179 - 01/12/18 05:39 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Howdy. Same to both of you.
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#1138180 - 01/12/18 05:42 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
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5. Microchips! wave

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#1138182 - 01/12/18 06:53 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
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Thanks michele.
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#1138185 - 01/12/18 07:10 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
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9. crawling back

Morning curly, kitty
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#1138186 - 01/12/18 07:20 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
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#1138187 - 01/12/18 07:22 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
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6 - overbooked
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#1138189 - 01/12/18 07:34 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Thanks. Hi Gail.
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#1138193 - 01/12/18 07:50 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
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Hey Remi...because it's see food (sea food) #8

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#1138198 - 01/12/18 08:32 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
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#1138200 - 01/12/18 08:33 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: soot]
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#1138205 - 01/12/18 10:05 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Good ones. Hi Dan.

Marian, mxm beat you by 1 second. Try another.
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#1138208 - 01/12/18 10:52 AM Re: Puns. Jan.12 [Re: curly]
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