If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
~Maya Angelou~
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They say money doesn't bring you happiness. Still, it is better to verify things for yourself.
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Good thing Noah took those two coffee beans on board.
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I'm really good at stuff until somebody watches me do that stuff.
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You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.
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It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.
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You are so fake, even China doesn’t want to be associated with you.
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I am swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. Run over by a Land Rover. 8 days ago.
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You have to excuse me, I suffer from emotional constipation. I really can’t give a s**t.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what’s he done to you?
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If your wife wants to learn how to drive, you better not be standing in her way.
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You may have one but that doesn't mean you have to act like one.
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I’m very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who’s interested.
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Fat? Me? No, no, no! These are airbags because I am precious.
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How many times must I flush before you finally go away?
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Looking at the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken must have been around 8 or 11 feet tall.
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Maybe you should move. There must be a village looking for an idiot.
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If you see nothing you could be grateful for, check your pulse.
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It is what’s inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Hump Day already?
It's been an ok day here, not too cold, but definitely too breezy.
I took Missy and Beau to the park this afternoon, and I'm happy I wore my jacket.
Spring cleaning continues here. I expect to it continue until sometime in September when I will take a break from it until next March.
I'm getting better at this long term planning thing.
I no longer call it procrastination.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
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However, Jupiter's area is in constant need of cleaning, so I suppose I need to take care of that . . . again. 
I like your idea of replacing the term procrastination with long term planning. 
