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#1156576 - 07/11/18 06:52 PM Happy Thump Day
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32375
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
I’m writing my book in fifth person, so 
every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody ...”

~Demetri Martin~
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Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?

A: Blue cheese.

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What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

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Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?

A: He got to the root of every case.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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Did you see the movie about the hot dog?

It was an Oscar wiener.

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Q. What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?

A. The shamrock is a four-leaf clover, and the knife is a four-loaf cleaver.

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Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?

A. Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

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Q. Which thrill ride does a wine glass love to go on the most?

A. A coaster!

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Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?

A. Moatzarella.

Wow! That one was really bad. rolleyes

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Q. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?

A. Too close for comfort food.

Grilled cheese?? THAT"S WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH!!! hamster

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Did you hear the one about the guy who invented Tic Tacs? They say he made a mint.

Tic Tac Dough... snicker

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Q. Which type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at it?

A. The radish.

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I can't stand potato puns. I think they're pomme de terrible.

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Q. What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?

A. An escapea.

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Welcome to the weekend.....in just 2 more days! joy


Get through Thursday and Friday and you got it made. Just try and stay in the shade. grin


If you're like we are, it ain't getting any cooler. razz


If you get out of bed today, then have a happy day. thumbsup


If you don't get out of bed......I'm so jealous. blush


joe
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William Butler Yeats

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#1156587 - 07/11/18 09:18 PM Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 28522
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Good morning Joe...I see you are in TOP HUMOR this morning. broccoli I will admit though that I did enjoy the cooler weather yesterday with your Christmas jokes yes The only way to start your day is in the Diner every day.

Ana, I hope the week is panning out as somewhat restive

Good morning Venus, I can't wait to see/hear/listen to you on the stage...keep me in the loop please yes

Hey Ho Gerry and Connie...I'm off early this morning so I"ll grab a cuppa Tea and Danish to go please thanks

Well Howdy Hello TaintedFury...it's so good to see you in the Diner...wishing you a fantastic day!

L4L kissy

Happy Thump Day one and all

and...

SOOT!!

(Stay Out Of Trees)
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#1156599 - 07/11/18 10:42 PM Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Online   content
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 8123
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hope it gets cooler for you soon, Joe. Maybe you'll get to stay in bed tomorrow. lol

I'll let you know when I'm back on stage, soot! grin Hope you have a fantastic Thursday. Do you work today?

It's Wednesday night, and I'm off to sleep. Tomorrow is my "Friday," as I was able to arrange another 3 day weekend. happydance

Have a terrific Thursday, everyone. summer
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Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

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#1156600 - 07/11/18 11:03 PM Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 76219
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, I am SOOOO ready for the weekend! So far it is wide open and I really hope it stays that way! I really need to get caught up om housework, work other my pet care and some camera time! Not to mention sleeping in! I have a lot to fit in!

soot, you be sure to SOOT too! hearts

venus, so glad you were able to get a 3 day weekend again! Woohoo!

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave
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#1156610 - 07/12/18 05:25 AM Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 23194
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, soot, venus, Ana and everyone. Joe it's hot here too.I hope you get some relief from the heat. Soot I agree the best way to start the day is joe's diner! Venus last work day for you! Nice! Ana wishing you a calm day! Coffee and tea are ready.
dragon Happy Day wished for everyone! dragon
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#1156616 - 07/12/18 07:38 AM Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10487
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Great Thump Day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, Sausage, and French Toast in the NC. summer
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#1156624 - 07/12/18 10:54 AM Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47762
Loc: Alabama
Thumping Good Thursday Ya'll puppy

Quiet morning....g'sons and son are in his room watching a movie. I'm sitting and sipping for a sec.

Hope you all have a super great day!

wavegirl
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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#1156676 - 07/13/18 12:07 AM Re: Happy Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Online   content
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 8123
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Good night, everyone. sleep
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Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

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