I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
~Vincent Van Gogh~
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I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.
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Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.
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How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? You look for the sesame seed buns!
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The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman?
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Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.
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I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."
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Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
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What is the differece between Han Solo and Chewbacca? One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.
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"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room." — Phyllis Diller
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she would only Let it Go...
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Good morning everyboomie.
I'm trying to get this posted, The weather is playing havoc on my internet connection.
You know what that means don't ya?
RAIN!!! 
My sister called me this morning and wanted to have lunch, so we went to a barbecue place. It was awesome, and now I have the worst heartburn ever.
I'm also 4 pounds heavier.
So I didn't go back to the sod farm today. Maybe tomorrow, who knows.
Have a happy day everyone.
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Happy Day wished for everyone! 
We are half way through the week