Good, better, best. Never let it rest. 'Til your good is better and your better is best.
~St. Jerome~
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More Funny InsultsWhy don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
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Shock me, say something intelligent.
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If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
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Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.
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You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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You get ten times more girls than me? ten times zero is zero...
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There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission.
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How old are you? - Wait I shouldn't ask, you can't count that high.
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Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one.
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You're like Monday mornings, nobody likes you.
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Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me?
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All day I thought of you... I was at the zoo.
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To make you laugh on Saturday, I need to tell you the joke on Wednesday.
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You're so fat, you could sell shade.
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a**.
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
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If you really spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
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Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
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You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
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Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
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You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
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You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a [blip].
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Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bull**** around your lips.
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Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
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We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
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Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
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Good morning everyboomie.
Now that Monday is out of the way, the rest of the week is just icing on the cake.
I love icing.....I love cake.
Ok can we not talk about food anymore?
Well then, now I'm severely limited. I don't have much else on my mind beside food.
Most of my happiest moments, and fondest memories in life involved food and me eating it.
I'd better finish this up and get it posted.
It's time for dinner.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
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hehehe I like food to especially in Winter I'm hooked on scalloped potatoes and peas corn and carrots in nutmeg sauce...In Summer German Potato salad yummy...
I could go for a steak personally. 
finding a tenant, Sorta!
I also have another day off on Friday. I'm going to enjoy these extra days as much as I can because next week is going to be insane. 
very true good hope your errands go quick and you get some game time in.
have a good night sleep and happy dreams, Kaki's Sister 
and Connie 
...Gn Venus 