Honolulu – it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother.
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~Ken Dodd~
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Best Shower Thoughts | Part 3Laughing at a fat guy at a gym is like laughing at an unemployed guy at a job fair.
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I wonder what name my dog would choose for me.
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Wild animals live in a continuous state of poverty.
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Running naked is awkward and it hurts to have your privates flapping about everywhere. Is that the real reason why people invented underwear?
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Maybe Batman fights crime only at nights because if he did it during the day, he’d get funny tan lines in the face?
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I’m ready to bet that dinosaurs were similar to dogs. The huge ones were calm and relaxed while the small ones were the yappy, snappy little [blip].
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Every day, some unsuspecting person does the biggest poop on Earth for that day.
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Why don’t drivers’ licenses show blood types?
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Is the salary that I get a bribe to forget my dreams?
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Our stomachs believe all potatoes are mashed potatoes.
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Does my dog take me for a hypocrite because I [blip] in the house?
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The person who proofread Hitler’s speeches was the first grammar Nazi.
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Outer Space is really just an hour away if my Toyota could make it straight up.
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How come caretaker and caregiver describe the same person?!
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When you say somebody is one in a million, then taking into account the current human population, you’re really saying there are 7 500 people exactly like him.
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Good morning everyboomie.
I ate my dinner, and then took my shower, and then I settled down to game and watch TV. Then I dismembered that I had not posted the diner yet. I was thinking I surely had.
Oy! My dementia is getting worse.
My memory is getting so bad.Even my memory foam mattress has Alzheimers.
You would think it would be easy to remember to do this stuff when you sit here all day long just gaming and watching the tube.
Apparently I'm very easily distracted.
Have a happy day everyone. No joke....
joe