-1. What did one toilet say to another?
You look f-----d.
-2. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are d---- to get in.
-3. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was f-----.
-4. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
F-------e.
-5. Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because his mom and dad were in a ---.
-6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out-standing in his -----.
-7. What did one hat say to another?
I'll stay here, you go on - ----.
8. What did one wall say another"
I'll meet you at the ------.
-9. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the s------- p---s.
-10. What did one elevator say to another?
I think I'm c----- d--- with something.