People say money is not a key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
~Joan Rivers~
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Brilliant Shower Thoughts | Part 8Where lies the thin line in history that suddenly turns grave robbing into archaeology?
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Maybe we haven’t been invaded by aliens living millions of light-years away simply because when they look through their telescopes, all they see is dinosaurs.
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Once you become the world’s oldest person, there’s no way you could lose that title, whatever you do
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If two people on opposing side of the Earth simultaneously dropped a piece of buttered bread and the breads landed buttered side down, the Earth would become a sandwich.
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I guess it would be a humungous amount of fries if all the French fries I’ve eaten in my life were put on one pile!
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A clock that broke down shows the correct time twice a day; a running clock may never show the correct time.
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If you sat on your voodoo doll, you shouldn’t be able get back up again.
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If you are 30, you were here before every single dog currently alive on Earth.
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To say I live at my work sounds more extreme than just saying that I work from home.
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If you just look at the human genital arrangement, it would actually make more sense for girls to wear pants and for guys to wear skirts.
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Why do we say hair when we mean lots of hair and hairs when we only mean a few?
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Equal rights? It’s considered a compliment when a girl throws a piece of her undergarments at a performing artist but if I tossed my freshly worn boxers at Beyoncé, I’d get arrested.
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Bullets are the only things on Earth that do their job after they’ve been fired.
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Windows are basically TVs for cats.
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If you lose a shoe, you’ve practically lost yourself two shoes.
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If I were kept by a strangely smelling creature 15 times larger than myself, I don’t think I’d enjoy snuggling to it the way my cat does to me.
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Good morning everyboomie.
I remember when I actually did this in the morning as I sat and talked to folks while I was having my morning coffee, before I went out to work.
It seemed a lot more personal, when I got immediate response from whoever was around when I posted.
I remember our weekend yard parties at Midge's pool, and Midgie always reminding everyone to exercise.
I remember sharing our music on music night.
I remember the ghost story thread we did around this time of the year.
Great memories for almost 14 years since I joined.
What are your fondest memories at GameBoomers?
Have a happy day y'all.
joe