Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values.

~Thomas S. Monson~
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10. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

They’re into all the wrapping.
11. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing. It was on the house!
12. How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit?

Nurse them back to elf.
13. What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
14. What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.
15. What do you call a blind reindeer?

I have no eye deer.
16. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Rude-olph.
17. How is Christmas exactly like your job?

You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
18. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?

Wrap.
19. What do you call a scary looking reindeer?

A cariboo.
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.
21. What’s the absolute best Christmas present?

A broken drum—you can’t beat it!
22. What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?

This one’s gonna sleigh you!
23. What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

Subordinate clauses.
24. What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?

It’s finally Christmas, Eve!
25. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
26. How do you know when Santa’s around?

You can always sense his presents.
27. What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?

Elfis.
28. Where does santa keep all his money?

At the local snow bank.
29. Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?

He was searching for some holiday spirit.
30. Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?

Because they’re shell-fish.
31. What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?

Silent Night.
32. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.
33. What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

Santa Pause.
34. Why is Santa kind of scared of chimneys?

Because he’s so claus-trophobic.
35. What do elves learn in school?

The elfa-bet.
36. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

He had no body to go with.
37. What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas Day?

Sandyclaws.
38. Why do Christmas trees like the past so much?

Because the present’s beneath them.

39. Why is Santa so good at karate?

Cause he’s got a black belt.
40. What part of the body do you only see around Christmas?

The mistletoe.
41. Where does mistletoe go to get famous?

Holly-wood!
42. Why is Santa always cast as the lead in the local musical?

Because he has such good presents.
43. What do you get when you deep fry Santa?

Crisp Cringle.
44. Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?

Because it soots him.
45. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?

Fleece Navidad.
46. What’s Santa’s favorite candy?

Jolly ranchers.
47. What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?

A pineapple!
48. What do you call a snowman that can walk?

Snow-mobile.
49. What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas?

Unwrap.

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Good morning everyboomie.


Four shopping days now. Got your list all done?


I checked off a few more items today. I got Christmas and birthday gifts for old what's her name.


You know, it's too bad we don't give gifts on Halloween. I think that would be a lot more fun.


You see then you'd be expected to be naughty, instead of nice.


I'm real good at that.


L4L Jason will be here for a whole week.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

T.G.I.F. T.G.I.F.

Woo Hoo Hoo Joe

The weekend is almost here

Have a great day everyone!

I'll have a tall dark roast to go Gerry

One more day, Joe!! Woohoo! I'm excited for you! I'm also excited for me! I am in need of a day off.

soot, it's so close!!! When do you hit the road?

I have a light day today and just one cat visit each day on the weekend. I can handle that!

Have a happy day all!

Ana

Have a great Friday Joe, soot, Ana and all who follow.

Gerry, Jupiter's blood work came back, and the vet said that all we can do now is make him comfortable. We did get an antibiotic for him to help, but it's only a matter of time. I was hoping for different news, but that's the news we got.

It's Thursday night here, and I'm off to sleep. I have the day off tomorrow, so maybe I'll fit in some gaming if I can. We have maintenance people coming in again. Does that make it seven times in the last month? I've lost track at this point.

Have a great Friday, everyone.

Good Morning Joe, soot, Ana, venus and everyone. Joe enjoy your week with Jason! Soot your dark roast is ready for you. Ana how nice you have a light day today! Venus I'm so sorry to hear about Jupiter. My heart goes out to you. Hopefully you get to spend some special time with him.
Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready! Have a peaceful Friday everyone!

Good morning everyone, have a Super TGIF. Venus, I'm sorry the news on Venus wasn't better Hugs. A mani/pedi today. Dinner and karaoke tonight. Birthday karaoke party at the Eagles after dinner at Rookies. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.

Fantastic Friday ya'll

Rainy ickky today but then heading back up to the 60's for the rest of the time between now and Christmas.

I have to think about my packing as I'll be gone for a good long time.

Venus, I'm so sorry about Jupiter. My heart aches for you. Hope the maintainence is quicky done and you don't see them agaon for a good, long time.

Connie, is it your Birthday today?

Joe, any plans for the week Jason is here? I love the Christmas jokes.

Have a great day

L4L, no it's a party for the lady that does our Karaoke at the Eagles.

going to bridge, but not playing.