How about
The Scroll? That got a
lot of votes the last time we had a "worst game" thread...
I think all the old "The Scroll" players died off.
Either that or they developed amnesia about it to preserve their sanity.
As for the worst game - I do have to agree with Butcher, Paradise was an absolute stinker. Never has a game depressed me quite so much as this one did, with its drab colourscheme and monotonal main character. Having come from the same developer as the Syberias and Amerzone, this was such a disappointment for me personally.
Have to agree with that. It was dreary and depressing and the main character was a mindless drone. Especially coming after games like Amerzone and the Syberias, I was expecting more of the same magic... but got something akin to dried sludge instead.
Without getting too descriptive because some people are still playing this game, my worst game to date is Next Life. Although it did make me laugh in a few places with the zany translations. Canoe: old bark. That made me laugh out loud.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=360003174944Actually, it's not a common usage, but bark does mean boat
bark3 /bɑrk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[bahrk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. Nautical. a sailing vessel having three or more masts, square-rigged on all but the aftermost mast, which is fore-and-aft-rigged.
2. Literary. a boat or sailing vessel.
Also, barque.
[Origin: 1425–75; late ME barke < OF barque ≪ LL barca, L *bārica, bāris < Gk bâris Egyptian barge < Coptic barī barge]