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Re: Most common theme in AGs [Re: Becky] #316591
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>talk to Vincent

You start to talk to Vincent. He looks at you bewildered and you realise he doesn't speak English, only Dutch and French!

>talk to Vincent in Dutch

"Hallo Vincent oude makker van me, hoe gaat het?"
("Hello Vincent old pal, how are you doing?")

Vincent: "Niet zo goed jongen, ik ben bang dat ik m'n verstand aan het kwijtraken ben!"
("Not so good boy, I'm afraid I'm loosing my mind!")

You: "Hoe kan dat nou gebeuren?"
("How is it possible that's happening?")

Vincent: "Ik ben bang dat ik wat teveel absint heb gedronken, ik zie 's nachts alleen nog maar sterren en overdag alleen maar van die akelige gele bloemen."
("I'm afraid I did drink too much Absinthe and now at night I only see stars and at daytime just these ugly, yellow flowers.")

>give envelope to Vincent

He takes the envelope, opens it and takes out the disc. He examins the disc and looks at you. "Wat kan ik daar nou in vredesnaam mee doen?"
("For crying out loud, what is this good for?")
You: "Het is een kans op een beter toekomst, Vincent."
("It's a window of opportunity, Vincent.")

He looks at you in disbelief and hands you a painting, you look at it, it's a painting of stars above a French landscape. You can not take your eyes off it! Your eyelids are getting heavy, before you fall asleep you think "This is going to be a Mysterious Journey!"

You're asleep now.

>_



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You are having a nightmare... You see your self in an empty dark corridor which reminds you that you haven't been to your house for days... There is a trembling light at the end of the corridor... You start walking to it... A voice in your head tells you not to follow the light but it's very beautful and you can't resist...

When you are close to the light you see that you are in an old abandon ship reck... Some words are written on the right wall...


Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.
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>read words on wall

The words on the wall read: "Here I sit, broken-hearted, paid 2p and only.." - Oh dear, you appear to be in the ship's latrine. Are you really sure you want to be here?

>no

You'd better move then.

>exit ship's latrine

That's better. You are now on deck. The sky is blue, the sun is shining, and there's land ahoy. On the beach sits an old sailor, sporting a look of befuddlement. He is looking directly at you.

>_


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You think that it is better to visit the latrine now!

>go latrine

You enter the toilet
.................................
...................................
.....................................


Half an hour later you come out, relieve is written all over your face. Geez..., it was the first time in days had a change to do this!

>go back to old sailor

He's still there, looking at you.

>_



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You examine the sailor from the distance... He has one glass eye and another one in his hand... On his right arm he has a tatoo with the word "mum"... Could this be a clue? You decide to go and look closer... Mmmmm he is whistling a song... Now where do you heard this before????


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>wave to sailor

The sailor waves back. That's encouraging, isn't it? You appear to have stopped terrifying strangers.

>ask sailor for help

What kind of help?

>help getting back to shore

Can't you swim? Paddle? Splash frantically till your feet hit sand?

>......

Don't sulk, you are an adventurer, you have to do these kinds of things.

>jump overboard into sea

You jump overboard. You are so brave. *ruffles hair*

>_


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Re: Most common theme in AGs [Re: AquariaJade] #316685
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Originally Posted By: AquariaJade
This thread has been completely hilarious!


Join in with us, AquariaJade! The more the merrier. grin


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Re: Most common theme in AGs [Re: Volkana] #316693
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The sailor pulls you back on board, "Not so hasty lad, we have some dealing to do first."

>talk to sailor

You ask the sailor "Mum is the word isn't it?"

"Yes indeed it is mate, in my profession you don't want anyone yapping! What do you want to buy? I have CD's, DVD's and even cartridges for console computers."
You realize this must be a software pirate, what to do now?

In the North another ship appears, it's coming towards you very fast. When it's about 200 yards away the ship comes to a halt.

>look ship

Oh boy, this is not JUST a ship, it's a CENSOR SHIP!

>_



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Re: Most common theme in AGs [Re: Bernard] #316712
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>You take some rope from the deck and tie yourself hoping they will think you got captured by the pirates.
The censor ship gets closer and a slim guy wearing a monocle steps overboard followed by an army of fat scary looking fellows.

The pirate asks for an ID

>Look at ID

>_


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Welcome to loony land iva... lol


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Re: Most common theme in AGs [Re: Volkana] #316744
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Hey iva, good to see you here. lol wave

<hand over ID

You hand over your ID. The nutcase with the monocle examines it and scowls.

"What is the meaning of this?"

Your carefully forged ID card bears a photograph of Winnie the Pooh and the name of Prince Tutankhamen. Well, you didn't think anybody would care to look that closely. Banzai, sucker!!!

You are clapped in irons and chains. And rope. More rope. Any ideas, Houdini?

>cry?

You are a big wuss.

>wriggle?

Wriggling will only make the bonds that much tighter. You are still a big wuss.

>_


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Re: Most common theme in AGs [Re: Rushes] #316751
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Go on diet.

Interesting, but too slow.

>Tap dance.

The deck begins to vibrate.

>

Re: Most common theme in AGs [Re: Volkana] #316755
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How will you get an ID!!!!!!!

You think for a while, suddenly you have an idea....

>use idea with censor

You whisper the idea to censor. He replies "What the {beeeeeeeeeeeeep}! Who gave you that {beeeep}, {beeeeeeeeeeeeep} idea?"
The censor is censoring himself too!

The censor unties you and you go aboard the censor ship.

To the sailor the censor says he will erase the ship, the sailor and everything. The message will self destroy in 10 seconds.

The censor and his crew go back to the censor ship and sail away, seconds later the pirate ship disappears in the sea.

>look censor ship

Taking a closer look at the deck of the censor ship you see huge fires that spit a lot of smoke into the air, big horns beeping almost all the time and fat men walking around with scissors in their hands.

>_



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Re: Most common theme in AGs [Re: Becky] #316759
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and the next thing you know you find yourself in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here. Figures they'd know how to get to Zork!! rotfl


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Re: Most common theme in AGs [Re: Volkana] #316767
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> N

You walk north into the forest. It's beginning to get darker.

> W

You walk west and find an old aztec ruin. The sun is going down fast now.

> examine ruin

It's just a run-of-the-mill aztec ruin. There's a small goat standing at the top.

The sky is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> E

You blunder blindly into the forest.

> S

You have been eaten by a grue. The world goes dark. You have received 3 points out of a possible 1,729.

You wake up with a start and find yourself lying next to a large painting. Vincent van Gogh is looking at you with concern.

> _

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"oh no" you think to yourself do I have to cut off an ear to get out of this??


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Re: Most common theme in AGs [Re: Barry] #316771
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"Vincent!" you cry plaintively, "Please tell me... what on earth is a grue?"

Vincent looks at you with a benevolent expression. Half his teeth are missing, he has a bulbous wart on the end of his nose. From origins such as this are great painters made.

Vincent furrows his brow. "Uhhhhhh..."

>is there anyone alive who knows what a grue is?

Don't ask me, blame Demosthenes for bringing that one in.

>ok, forget the grue. Examine painting.

You forget the grue and examine the painting.

>_


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> what is a grue?

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

> Thanks.

I don't understand "Thanks."


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You wonder how it's possible that Vincent suddenly understands English!

>examine painting

It's a painting of big, yellow flowers, you fall asleep again. This time you wake up on another ship.

>look ship

The ship is called The Sunflower. The look-out cries land in sight!

You look at the land, Indians and turkeys are on the beach cheering and waving.

>_



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Re: Most common theme in AGs [Re: Rushes] #316778
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Simultaneous Post.

Don't recognize simultaneous post.

[[[[[[Plucked from some other universe and no longer applicable) The painting is of a vase with sunflowers. Reflected in the vase you can just make out what appears to be a can of Grue Repellent.

>Talk to Vincent.

"Where were you when you painted this painting?" you ask.

Vincent asks for a translation into Dutch or French. You use hand gestures to get across what you need (you think). Vincent nods. "The Bistro ala Aztec" he says.]]]]]]

>Never mind.

Been there, done that.

>Talk turkey

Gobble Gobble Runaway! Runaway! Runaway!

>

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The ship drops his anchors, together with the crew you go aboard a small rowing boat.
They row the boat to the beach. When you leave the boat a little shiver goes up an down your back.
Your split personalities fused.

An Indian offers you a nice wig, you ask him where you can find Le Bistro à l'Aztec. He points to the south west. You ask if it's far away, the Indian nods.

>go SW

There's a KFT here.

>enter KFT

You enter the KFT and order a bucket of turkey wings.

>use wings

You use the wings and you fly up into the sky.

>go SW

You keep on flying until your arms are to tired, you land on a clearing in the woods.

>_



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>eat the turkey wings

You cannot be serious. You've just been flapping them in high altitude for the past 30 minutes.

>don't care, I'm hungry and I want turkey wings

On your own head be it

>eat the turkey wings

You eat the turkey wings. Now you have no means of return transport. You are a big twit.

>oh rats

There are no rats here

>look

You are in a clearing in the woods. I cannot elaborate any further. Why don't you do some exploring, you lazy numbskull?

>_


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>N

You walk north. You are standing in a small clearing. In the distance you can hear a waterfall. At your feet you're startled to discover an old, dusty skeleton. It looks like the poor soul was eaten by grues.

Nearby is an old battered lantern.

>Take Lantern

You pickup the lantern.

>Look at lantern

A standard oil lantern. It's out of fuel.

>Look at lantern again

An Esso lantern. It's still out of fuel.

>Look at lantern again

An Exxon lantern. Believe it or not, it's still out of fuel.


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>REM Nice blinking prompt Demosthenes!!!!

REMARK made.

>_



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Re: Most common theme in AGs [Re: Bernard] #316842
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REM How does he do that blinking prompt? Oh, and I liked the Dutch translations!

REMARK made.

>_

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