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#840352 - 10/04/12 10:19 PM TGIF
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30035
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
"Everyman's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers." Hans Christian Anderson
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OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties

OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance

OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted

OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part

OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted

OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history

OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver

OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures

OLD ASSETS never die, they just depreciate

OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world

OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay

OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest

OLD BANKERS never die, they just want to be a loan

OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty

OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just run their last lap
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A story I'll tell of a burglar bold


Who started to rob a house;

He opened the window, and then crept in

As quiet as a mouse.

He looked around for a place to hide,

'Till the folks were all asleep,

Then said he, "With their money

I'll take a quiet sneak."

So under the bed the burglar crept;

He crept up close to the wall;

He didn't know it was an old maid's room

Or he wouldn't have had the gall.

He thought of the money that he would steal,

As under the bed he lay;

But at nine o'clock he saw a sight

That made his hair turn gray.

At nine o'clock the old maid came in;

"I am so tired," she said;

She thought that all was well that night

So she didn't look under the bed.

She took out her teeth and her big glass eye,

And the hair from off her head;

The burglar, he had forty fits

As he watched from under the bed.

From under the bed the burglar crept,

He was a total wreck;

The old maid wasn't asleep at all

And she grabbed him by the neck.

She didn't holler, or shout or call,

She was as cool as a clam;

She only said, "The Saints be praised,

At last I've got a man!"

From under the pillow a gun she drew,

And to the burglar she said,

"Young man, if you don't marry me,

I'll blow off the top of your head!"

She held him firmly by the neck,

He hadn't a chance to scoot;

He looked at the teeth and the big glass eye,

And said, "Madam, for Pete's sake, shoot!"

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Pondering old age


How do I know that my youth is all spent?
Well, my get up and go has got up and went.
But in spite of it all I am able to grin
when I recall where my get up has been.

Old age is golden-so I've heard it said-
but sometimes I wonder when I get into bed,
with my ears in a drawer and my teeth in a cup,
my eyes on the table until I wake up.

Ere sleep dims my eyes I say to myself,
"Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?"
And I'm happy to say as I close my door,
my friends are the same, perhaps even more.

When I was young, my slippers were red,
I could pick up my heels right over my head.
When I grew older, my slippers were blue,
but still I could dance the whole night through.

But now I am old, my slippers are black,
I walk to the store and puff my way back.
The reason I know my youth is all spent,
my get up and go has got up and went.

But I really don't mind when I think, with a grin,
of all the grand places my get up has been.
Since I have retired from life's competition,
I accommodate myself with complete repetition.

I get up each morning, and dust off my wits,
pick up my paper and read the "obits".
If my name is missing, I know I'm not dead,
so I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Welcome to the weekend! yay

Sorry I'm in a bit of a hurry to get my hiney to bed. It's an early early wake up for me. tired

One more day till the weekend, two more days till my weak end. razz

I hope you all have a superlative day. rah

joe


Edited by gymcandy1 (10/04/12 10:20 PM)
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#840353 - 10/04/12 10:53 PM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65022
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, thanks for starting the day out with a smile for us. I am glad you are winding down your days till you have a day off. yay

Today is Zumba in the morning and washing floors in the afternoon. Living large! lol

Hope you all have a great day.

Ana wave
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#840372 - 10/05/12 02:37 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7712
Loc: Greece
Good morning all,I wish you a nice day wave
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#840377 - 10/05/12 02:43 AM Re: TGIF [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6048
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula wave I'm still not feeling good went to the Doctor and I have Pneumonia sick I want to thank all who wished well hearts I'll put the coffee on and back to the couch I go,enjoy your day all sherlock
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#840388 - 10/05/12 04:17 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17207
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave Good Morning Joe, Ana , Haroula and Cailyn. Joe your weekend is almost here! bravo Ana enjoy the Zumba Class and skip the floor wash! grin Haroula and Cailyn hope you are both feeling better. catrub Wishing everyone a peaceful day! wave
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#840395 - 10/05/12 05:54 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
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Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14648
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. I'm working early today. I hope you all have a great day today. Sue and Haroula I'm sending some chicken soup straight to both of you. I hope you feel better.

See ya.
Midgie hearts
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#840396 - 10/05/12 05:57 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5441
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave

Have a great Friday, everyone. cat

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#840398 - 10/05/12 06:50 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8082
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Haroula and Cailyn, prayers for a quick recovery, Shopping and lunch with best friend today. To all here and all who follow, have a Great TGIF. Danish and French Toast in the NC. summer
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#840399 - 10/05/12 07:06 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
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Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14470
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, thanks for always being here first thing in the morning.

Ana, enjoy Zumba class. Dare I say enjoy washing floors?

Haroula, good morning.

Cailyn, hugs and well wishes. Thanks for the coffee.

Gerry, have a nice day.

Midge, wishing you an easy day today.

Venus, hi.

Connie, enjoy your shopping and lunch with your friend.

Everyone have a great day! Walking the dogs this morning. Finally getting some good weather. Shopping later.
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#840410 - 10/05/12 08:43 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21253
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
TGIF woot

Sniff

Sniff sniff

Sniff sniff sniff

...

I smell the weekend just around the corner laugh

I believe I am getting closer to a 'local time' clock. Another day of work ahead and then the weekend off...nice.

Have a wonderful day everyone

Whoosh

wave
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#840417 - 10/05/12 09:05 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13655
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Good morning everybody!! I am up and getting ready to go out and face the day! lol I see that the wind is still really blowing but NO white stuff.

Joe thanks for the lauhs and only one til your day off.

Ana, you being "susie homemaker" today??? lol Have fun!! It has to be better then sitting in the corner.

Haroula and Cailyn prayers that you are feeling better soonest!!

venus have fun at work. Any voice lessons???

Gerry and Midge have a lovely day!

Gail enjoy the walk and have fun shopping!!

Soot happy Friday!!! May it fly so you can start your weekend. Glad the clock is better set! lol

Connie enjoy the lunch and shopping with your best friend!!

I am off for my annual boob squish this morning.

wave
Nan

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#840432 - 10/05/12 10:03 AM Re: TGIF [Re: auntiegram]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9372
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Early to work, early home, yes? Hope it goes by easy peasy!

Nan, annual boob squish ! I love it! Thanks for the chuckle!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

A little wine tasting after work this evening. happydance

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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#840437 - 10/05/12 10:45 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Good morning Boomies!

Thank you all for your kind words last weeks Hump Day! Hubby and I were a bit under the weather but now it's better. We have been to Florence for a few days. Wonderful and beautiful city. I'am overwhelmed every time I visit Florence.

I hope you all are healthy and in good shape. Happy day to you all.

Evelyne
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#840446 - 10/05/12 11:51 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7244
Loc: San Diego, CA
Last night when the old 'caretaker' came to see me about all the doings with those creepy guys at my door, I had an epiphany. Yup, since they were obviously NOT real and probably sent by the creepy con guy to find out info (I reread my notes and too many things pointed to him) I realized that they may have been gathering names and addresses so they could serve us with papers. Caretaker had mentioned a few weeks back that the old guy (with prompting from con guy) said 'nobody can keep ME out of MY house'. 'I'll have them arrested, I'll sue them'. Yup, remembered that. Put it together with they wanted ME to tell them addresses and phone numbers of the caretaker guy and the gal who was boxing up all the junk and cleaning out the hoarded house, and we have...info to serve papers to all of us. Especially when they tried to get me to tell them my last name. Oh yes. This fits.

I'm hoping con guy does try something like filing a complaint against all of us. I have so much documentation (police reports, pictures, 'diary' of events) which I keep when things happen. I'd love to chat with a DA or someone's lawyer about it all. Loads of witnesses just next door and across the street who also know everything. Not to mention, I called various 'officials' each time and they will have a record of me reporting suspicious doings AND that license plate of the guy who let 2 women ransack the house and who the police didn't do anything about. OH and I forgot. AFter that incident a 357 magnum gun turned up missing. The living room area (which the caretaker slept in just a few nights before trying to catch someone breaking in) knew it was there, knew exactly where it was, and after the 2 women incident, the gun was gone and the living room area was, according to his words, 'tossed'. Fun. If it happens, we shall soon see who gets their hand slapped for trying to defraud the old guy.
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#840448 - 10/05/12 12:03 PM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
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Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11408
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning all.

Can't stay as it is time to fix lunch, or at least, to start it.

It is a rainy Friday and Cory says it sucks, especially the thunder. Hasn't been for his walk yet.

We just got back from Sam's. Had to pick up cat litter. Then I put my last load of laundry in the washer.

I'm off to start lunch. wave

Bets
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