A doctor in Duluth, Minnesota wanted to get
off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant.
"Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."
"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns
the following day and asks: "So, Ole,
How was your day?"
Ole told him that he took care of
three patients. "The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, mate, and the second one?"
asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens
and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself,
taking off everything including
her panties and lies
down on the table and shouts:
‘HELP ME - I haven't
seen a man in over two years!!’"
"Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole,
What did you do?" asks the doctor.
I put drops in her eyes!!"
I've seen God, and his name is iPad. Let us pray
yes, I do use my Hairbrush as a Microphone and Dance around in my Underwear. Thank you very much.