There were three Indians squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on a buffalo skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin.
All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy.
The one who slept on hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This just goes to prove that... The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
I've seen God, and his name is iPad. Let us pray
yes, I do use my Hairbrush as a Microphone and Dance around in my Underwear. Thank you very much.