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#863328 - 01/20/13 11:45 PM Monday & It's All Good
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30155
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
"Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in my heart.' President Reagan says, 'I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.'" Art Buchwald


One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, "Why don't you let me drive for ones."
The driver thinks to him self, "Well I can't say no to this guy, he's the pope." So the driver pulls over and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "slow down a bit, you might get pulled over."
The Pope says, "ahhh, don't worry about it, I'm the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute."
The Pope says, "sure"
The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "guys I just pulled over some one really important."
They ask who, "The President?."
"No more important."
"The president of another country."
"No more important."
"An ambassador."
"No even more important."
"Well who is it."
"I don't know, but the Pope is their chauffeur."
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A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate, and elegant - especially in her language - was planning a week's vacation in Florida so she wrote to a particular campground and asked for a reservation.

She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn't quite know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldn't bring herself to write the word "TOILET" in her letter. After much deliberation, she finally came up with the old-fashioned term "BATHROOM COMMODE." But when she wrote that down, she still thought she was being too forward. So, she started all over again, rewrote the letter and referred to the bathroom commode merely as the B.C. "Does the campground have it's own B.C.?" is what she actually wrote.

Well, the campground owner wasn't old-fashioned at all and when he got the letter, he just couldn't figure out what the woman was talking about. That B.C. business really stumped him.

After worrying about it for a while, he showed the letter to several campers, but they couldn't imagine what the lady meant either. So the campground owner, finally coming to the conclusion that the lady must be asking about the location of the local Baptist Church, sat down and wrote the following reply:
"Dear Madam: Regret very much in the delay in answering you letter. I now take the pleasure in informing you that a B.C. is located nine miles north of the campground and is capable of seating 250 people atone time. I admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of people usually take their lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late."

"The last time my wife and I went was six years ago and it was so crowded that we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right now, there is a supper being planned to raise money to buy more seats. They're going to hold it in the basement of the B.C."

"I would like to say it pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly but it is sure no lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in cold weather."

"If you do decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you the first time you go, sit with you, and introduce you to all the other folks."

"Remember, this is a friendly community."
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A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested.
"Not according to my radar," the trooper said.
"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.
"No you weren't!" the trooper said.

With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said, "Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."
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A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under a hugh buck. "Where's Harry?", asked another hunter.

"He fainted a couple miles up the trail," Harry's partner answered. "You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?"

"It was a tough decision," said the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Harry."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,
he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding
a frying pan in hand.

Man: "What was that for?"

Wife: "Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Daisy"
written on it?"

Man: "Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse
races? Daisy was the name of the horse I bet on."

The wife was satisfied, and appologized for bonking him.

Three days later he is again sitting reading the paper when once again he
is bonked on the head.

Man: "What's that for this time?"

Wife: "Your horse called."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. wave

Welcome to the week........beginning.

I hope you enjoy all of the jokes thoroughly. happydance

I've tested them out personally doing my stand-up routine in front of the cows.

They gave me the hooves up, and said I was outstanding in my field. thumbsup

"Udderly sensational" I heard them saying.

It was very mooving. grin

I love bovine humor.


Have a happy day ya'all. yay

joe


Edited by gymcandy1 (01/20/13 11:47 PM)
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#863335 - 01/21/13 02:09 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Online   happy
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 8110
Loc: Greece
Good morning boomers,have all a happy day penguin wave
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#863340 - 01/21/13 03:38 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Online   sad
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6096
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Haroula and all who arrive later waveWe're getting snow tonight and then maybe again Thursday eekIt was 60degrees yesterday,but a bit to windy!!Nan I hope you and Sassy are staying warm! I'll get the coffee going and keep it hot,have a good one everybody winter
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#863346 - 01/21/13 05:21 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Online   happy
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17620
Loc: Marlborough USA
smile Good Morning Joe, Haroula and Cailyn.Joe you are to funny! Haroula hope the sun shines on your day. Cailyn we are going to get more snow too! Hope every one has a sunny day! smile
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#863354 - 01/21/13 06:10 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5681
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Well, it's time for me to whoosh. Work this morning, and then lunch with my friend this afternoon. thumbsup

Have a terrific Monday, everyone. wave

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#863357 - 01/21/13 06:47 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Online   happy
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17620
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good morning venus. Have a nice lunch with your friend. wave
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#863362 - 01/21/13 07:50 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8199
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Not sure what's on for the day yet. We got the new BBQ grill yesterday. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful beginning to the new week. I'm pushing some warm air to those who need it. I hope it gets there. Danish, Waffles, Muffins, Bacon Sandwiches, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. penguin
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#863369 - 01/21/13 08:09 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14784
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a good mooday!

good morning Haroula.

Cailyn, we're back to cold. Stay warm.

Gerry, snow on the way for tomorrow.

Venus, enjoy your lunch.

Connie, BBQ grilling is missed here. Send the warm air.

A trip to Wal Mart this morning. No school for the girls today. Warm yesterday Freezing today. Need coffee!
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#863386 - 01/21/13 09:49 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: GBC]
Darlene Offline
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Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9480
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Happy Monday toooooo yooooouuuu!!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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#863391 - 01/21/13 10:17 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
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Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14745
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. I hope you all are doing good. I have PT this morning, then chiropractor at 3:30, then work for 5:00. Busy day. We're getting a coastal storm tonight and tomorrow morning. Figures. I have an appointment for 11:00 in Waltham. It's an hours drive from here. I'll see how bad it is in the morning. If it's too bad I'll cancel. Oh, the PATS lost yesterday Boo sad

Have a great day everyone. See you laterwave

Midgiehearts Oh....Please don't forget to exercise. smile
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#863395 - 01/21/13 10:24 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13806
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe are you enjoying your time off?? Happy head hunting if you go! Thanks for thechuckles.

Haroula enjoy the beautiful day!

Cailyn thanks for the "hot coffee"!!! It really hits the spot this morning!! It is =15 but -36 with the wind. First time Sassy would wear her boots. lol

Gerry we had snow Friday and now we are in the freezeer. Hope the cold stays away for ya. have a nice day!

venus happy working and enjoy lunch with your friend!!

Connie do I see a BBQ in your future???? lol Enjoy the new grill! Thanks for the treats and have a lovely day!

Gail have a fun time shopping today! No school here either but that is only because of the cold temps! Brrrr I would not want to have to walk a mile or two in this weather either. Have a lovely day!

Darlene may work fly and all go smoothly!! Have a nice day!

Ana still have the "grandpups"???

shiver
Nan

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#863400 - 01/21/13 10:47 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65786
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Nan, please stop blowing your cold air here. lol It's 4 degrees with a -11 windchill and I am stuck in the house with 4 very large hyper dogs. They rousted me out of bed this morning by fighting over who lays where eventually pulling all the covers off me. I know my temps are a heat wave for you!

Midgie, it's another cooking/cleaning day and then Salsa Funk tonight so I will get my exercise. I hope the weather cooperates with your plans!

Darlene, I hope you enjoyed your weekend.

Gail, enjoy your day off with the girls. How are you feeling?

Connie, I have chicken breasts defrosting, I'll bring it over to christen the new grill.

Venus, have a fun lunch.

Gerry, is your area behind in snowfall amounts too?

Sue, hope you don't lose the dogs in the snow. lol

Haroula, have a great day!

Joe, you quack me up! Are you all done with the old apt now and settled in?

Okay, lots to do, little time to do it....
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#863415 - 01/21/13 11:27 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42644
Loc: Alabama
Magnificent Monday ya'll puppy

Well, I ended up sleeping all day yesterday. As we were sitting and sipping and getting ready to stain, son said, "Hey, you and dad are tired. I'll stain the beds this week. You guys rest." I took him at his word and took my coffee and went to bed. I thought I'd just take a nap but ended up sleeping almost all day. However, when I did wake up again very very late I was no longer achy happydance

It's another beautiful day out there. I think hubby and I might get the 4 legged monkeys out for a stroll once we hit the afternoon highs.

The boys will be going home late this evening. wave
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#863418 - 01/21/13 11:37 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: looney4labs]
Gimli Offline
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Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Good afternoon and evening Boomies wave

Do you know the feeling that just when you think it can't come any worse... it does? Now my sis is down too with the flu and high fever. I'am the only one left still standing crazy

Thank you once again for your prayers and good thoughts. I'am in need of tons kissy

For all of you suffering from pain: I'am thinking of you and am sending good vibes. Get well soon.

Still snow here and ice sheets on the streets. Joe: pleeeeeeese can you send some of your early spring weather to Switzerland? andthankyuverymuch yes

Have a wonderful day and a peaceful evening all.

Love,

Evelyne
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#863419 - 01/21/13 11:42 AM Re: Monday & It's All Good [Re: gymcandy1]
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L4L, I guess you needed the rest! Glad to hear son is doing the staining especially since it's for his boys. lol Seems only fair!

Evelyne, the flu rate is high here too this year. I hope you can stay healthy. Eat whole foods and get sleep. hearts
As always, I am sending prayers and positive thoughts.

Ana wave
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