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#868089 - 02/13/13 07:21 PM Thursday's
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29785
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?
Betty White, Mark Twain Prize, 2010
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Things Men Say

Find out what men really mean when they say...


"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great boobs."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
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Oxymoron's


Act naturally

Happily married

Microsoft Works

Holy war

Found missing

Resident alien

Minor Catastrophe

Affordable housing

Near miss

Great depression

Canadian army

Phone sex

United nations

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Death benefits

Airline Food

Women's rights

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly

Sensitive man

Government organization

Everything except

Civil War

Good kid

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Legally drunk

Silent scream

British fashion

Living dead

Small crowd

Business ethics

Soft rock

Butt Head

Military Intelligence

Software documentation

New York culture

New classic

Sweet sorrow

Childproof

"Now, then"

Synthetic natural gas

Christian Scientists

Passive aggressive

Taped live

Clearly misunderstood

Peace force

Extinct Life

Temporary tax increase

New and improved

Computer jock

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Diet ice cream

Rap music

Working vacation

Exact estimate

Religious tolerance

Freezer Burn

Honest Politician

Jumbo Shrimp

Loners Club

Postal Service
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Good morning everboomie. wave

I hope the new day is everything you wish it to be. happydance

I'll be hard at it at 5:00am and off at 2:00 again. yes

I could just rewind today and play it again, but I don't think Baby would like that very much.

She's kinda hurting tonight. frown

Poor Baby. puppy

Hope she's all better soon. hearts

I hope you all have a very happy day. rah

TTYL

joe
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#868090 - 02/13/13 07:26 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Online   happy
Puzzled Moderator
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 20597
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Hey Joe .. sure hope Baby gets to feeling better sooner yes

wave
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#868101 - 02/13/13 07:50 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
thracia Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 10/01/05
Posts: 1039
Loc: Central Islip NY
Joe, love your material lol

thracia


Edited by thracia (02/13/13 07:50 PM)
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#868126 - 02/14/13 02:23 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 6904
Loc: Greece
Good morning boomers,rainy day but I like it yes
Joe I hope baby is ok smile
Have all a nice day wave
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#868134 - 02/14/13 04:22 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 5953
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Soot,Tracia,Haroula waveJoe hope Baby's better in no time,coffee is ready enjoy the day everyone winter
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

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#868136 - 02/14/13 04:35 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16310
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave flowers Good Morning Joe, soot, thracia, Haroula and Cailyn. Joe hope Baby is feeling better. Soot see you in the "garden". Thracia nice to meet you.Haroula enjoy your rainy day!Cailyn coffee smells good! Happy Valentines Day All! flowers wave
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#868143 - 02/14/13 06:17 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5226
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. hearts

I'm off for a work whoosh, as I'm running late. wave Hope everyone has a great day. flowers

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#868145 - 02/14/13 06:29 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14467
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning everyone. Happy Valentine's Day. hearts Thanks for opening up for us Joe. I hope Baby is feeling better today.

We had a little snow last night. I'm hoping the drive to work isn't bad. Morning Soot, Thracia, Haroula, Sue, Gerry, venus, and all who follow me in the diner today. Have a great day.

Midgie hearts woot flowers rah winter
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#868147 - 02/14/13 06:34 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 13757
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, hugs to Baby.

Soot, good morning.

thracia, good day to you.

Haroula, glad you like the rain.

Cailyn, coffee please and thank you.

Gerry, have a wonderful day.

Venus, wishing you a nice work day.

Midgie, good morning. Didn't see you there.

To all who enter today I'm hoping it's a great Valentine's Day!


Edited by GBC (02/14/13 06:36 AM)
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#868148 - 02/14/13 07:07 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7809
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Happy Valentines Day to all my Diner friends. flowers Joe, I hope Baby is feeling better this morning. puppy To all here and all who follow have a Wonderful Thursday. Danish, Waffles, Muffins, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. flowers
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#868172 - 02/14/13 10:04 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: connie]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9150
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Big hugs for Baby! Hope your day goes easy peasy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Happy Valentine's Day!! flowers

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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#868177 - 02/14/13 10:36 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11285
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Happy Valentine's Day to everyone.

Warming up to the 50's today, but windy.

Well, I guess I gotta get off my duff and do something around here. It's much too easy to sit here and type or play. Once I get motivated, I might get something done. lol My oven needs cleaning, the house needs dusting. <sigh> Oh well, no one else is going to do it. Do I hear volunteers?

Okay, finished my coffee, I'm gone.

Bets
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#868186 - 02/14/13 11:38 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 41481
Loc: Alabama
Happy Valentine's Day ya'll puppy

Hubby left me a beautiful card along with hot water in my thermos for my coffee so I don't have to wait on refills. happydance

And God sent us sun today happydance So we are all set!

Joe, Baby will most likely be herself in a couple of days. It can take awhile to get all the anesthesia cleared from a dog's system. They often whine and don't eat etc til that all clears out. I hope she is herself soon.

Time for breakfast. Back in a bit wave
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#868187 - 02/14/13 11:43 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 6775
Loc: San Diego, CA
Happy Valentine's Day to all!

Not sure what fun I will have today, but yesterday, finally, my sister came down (she's visiting her daughter since Thanksgiving) and brought daughter with her and we spent a good portion of the day shopping and laughing and eating. Was a good day. Finally got my 'birthday' recognized. I think after all the hints, she finally remembered. Even got the date right when she mentioned it. Nice.

My neice and her hubby had the 'lap band' procedure and each has lost a significant amount of weight. Wow! She's looking good. Very different from when I saw her last year.

I'm on sugar overload right now. They brought a cranberry, orange, cornmeal cake (frozen so I haven't tasted it yet), 12 awesome neopolitan cupcakes, and a dozen huge blueberry doughnuts for my B'day. I cannot possible eat them ALL. Hoping my neighbors will help out.

Interesting Apartment and empty house news but I'm too tired to tell it all now. Later...
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#868190 - 02/14/13 12:04 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 63364
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies! Busy day today. I'll be in the corner and also need to do an emergency mall run for son as the dry cleaners got holes in two of his work shirts this week. He needs more and he is so hard to fit with his wide shoulders and tiny waist.

Hope you all are having a great day!
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