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#872847 - 03/09/13 01:20 PM Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-)
Mad Offline
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Registered: 11/21/00
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Loc: United Kingdom
I was a sick old man in the hospital.

But there was one nurse that just drove me crazy.

Every time she came in she would talk to me like I was a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice :

'And how are we doing this morning',
Or
'Are we ready for a bath',
Or
'Are we hungry ?'

I had had enough of this particular nurse.

One day at breakfast I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.

Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.

So you know where the juice went !

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.

'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today.'

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'

The nurse fainted...........







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#872849 - 03/09/13 01:23 PM Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Mad]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 5954
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Love it Mad rotfl wave
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#872856 - 03/09/13 01:46 PM Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Mad]
Haroula Online   happy
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Registered: 06/02/10
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Loc: Greece
rotfl lol wave
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#872873 - 03/09/13 03:39 PM Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Haroula]
Niki Offline
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Registered: 10/30/11
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Loc: UK
lol sick
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#872897 - 03/09/13 08:28 PM Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Mad]
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Registered: 04/22/12
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Loc: Barrackstadt, Arcadia
I hope nurse Ratchet didn't bump her head when she fell!.........giggle! happydance
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#872921 - 03/09/13 10:57 PM Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Mad]
manxman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/02
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Loc: Unionville
rotfl good one Mad smile
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#872949 - 03/10/13 06:23 AM Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Mad]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
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Loc: Marlborough USA
lol That was great Mad! lol
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#873100 - 03/11/13 12:19 AM Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Kaki's Sister]
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Registered: 04/18/02
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Loc: Oklahoma, USA
rotfl Precious.
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