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#877908 - 04/02/13 11:44 PM Hump Day
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29786
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Jef Raskin,
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Crossbred Dogs
Check out these types of crossbred dogs...

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists everywhere

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, a dog that....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
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Into The Future
Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056...

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2057.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped!

Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome

It's raining it's pouring. I can't keep from snoring. sleep

Have a happy day everyone. yes

joe
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#877914 - 04/03/13 12:28 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
traveler Online   content
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Registered: 01/14/10
Posts: 2909
Loc: Rivellon
"Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut."

Joe, you do like to live dangerously, don't you? rotfl

Gil.
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#877921 - 04/03/13 02:52 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Online   happy
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 6908
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Gil and all who come in later wave
Have all a nice day happydance
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#877924 - 04/03/13 03:45 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 5954
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Gil,Haroula wave Coffee is ready it's still cold here shiverI think we're gonna have no Spring springA great day wished for all sherlock
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#877935 - 04/03/13 05:53 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16314
Loc: Marlborough USA
dance Good Morning Joe, gil, Haroula and Cailyn. Cailyn we still have snow on the ground! Not spring here yet! Happy Day All! dance
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#877936 - 04/03/13 05:54 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 13758
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boometrs

Joe, sweet dreams.

Traveler, funny.

Haroula, happy day to you.

cailyn, coffee is desperately needed this morning. Thanks.

Off for a routine morning. See everybody later. Chilly morning here.

Gerry, I think we're by passing Spring.


Edited by GBC (04/03/13 05:55 AM)
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#877946 - 04/03/13 06:58 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Online   content
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7810
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. We worked in the yard all day yesterday. Today shall be a shopping day. We need to find some new bushes to replace some we lost this winter. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Hump day. Joe, I hope you can find the perfect computer with a keyboard you like. I don't care for the keyboard I'm using now either. The one I realy loved died, and you can't get it anymore. I'm hoping I'll get used to this one. Danish, Cereal with Bananas, Omelets, and Cinnamon Buns in the NC. spring
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#877948 - 04/03/13 07:21 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Leeana Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 04/22/01
Posts: 4044
Loc: New York
Joe You get my mornings to shine better smile Thank-You all these years for the Laughter you are so needed in (not only mine) but every Boomie here...Lives, and for that I say "Thank You" ever so much kissy
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#877980 - 04/03/13 09:34 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5226
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello, everyone. I'm afraid I have to whoosh once again. wave No work today, but I'm meeting my friend for lunch/a day out, and I'm running a bit late. Hope everyone here has a fantastic Wednesday. spring

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#877989 - 04/03/13 10:01 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: venus]
Darlene Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9152
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Happy Hump Day!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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#878009 - 04/03/13 10:55 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: traveler]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29786
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Good morning everybody. wave

I appologize for the comments today, or lack of. blush

I really couldn't stay awake to finish it. shocked

Leanna thank you. You're too kind. smile

It's cold and rainy here once again, and I have much to do, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep. wink

The sad part is that there won't be any head hunting today. Maybe tomorrow. smirk

I'd better get busy. I've already wasted too much time. happydance

joe
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#878022 - 04/03/13 11:52 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 41481
Loc: Alabama
Wonderful Wednesday ya'll puppy

It's going to rain, so if I'm going to get the monkeys for a walk, I've gotta get moving. I'd much rather sleep. I'm on my 3rd cup of coffee but I think some evil person has removed all the caffiene cos I'm sure not feeling it.

If my brain ever wakes up today, I will be balancing bank statements.

Daughter called but for some reason, the connection was awful so for all I know, I may have given my blessing for her to marry a goat. I couldn't understand most of what she said, so I just said "Ok" a lot.

Back later wave


Edited by looney4labs (04/03/13 11:52 AM)
Edit Reason: brain refuses to wake up
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#878041 - 04/03/13 02:19 PM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13276
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe sorry you will be too busy for head hunting today, but good luck tomorrow!! Thanks for the laughs!

Howdy
Travler have a nice day!

Haroula enjoy the day!

Cailyn I just was reading that there is a high pressure over Greenland just sitting and spinning which is hold back Spring temps from arriving this year. Well unless you live in the SW part of the country where it is warmer then the norm. Good news is that they think it is finally starting to move out. happydance Have a lovely day!

Gerry have a nice walk and a lovely day!

venus have a nice lunch and fun with your friend.

Connie have fun shopping! Thanks for the danish!

Gail good luck! HUGS! Have a lovely rest of the day!

Leeana hope things are going OK in your neighborhood!!

Darlene may work go smoothly today!

L4l hope you can get that walk in before the rain arrives!! Good luck with the books!

No more plans today till taxi time, which is almost upon me. lol Have a lovely day all!!

wave
Nan

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#878044 - 04/03/13 02:48 PM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Lotus777 Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 03/12/06
Posts: 3270
Loc: Oregon
Hi Boomers! Haven't been to the Diner for a few as things are getting busy here. I think Spring is somewhere in the vicinity although today is chill and grey and rains are expected again for several more days beginning tomorrow. I am off to plant some potatoes, red and russet and Yukon gold. Then to my Mum's to blow leaves off front patio and more. L4L, you crack me up..Marry a goat???!!!! rotfl To all of you I hope you have a wonderful day and Happy Gaming!!! wave
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#878064 - 04/03/13 04:13 PM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9079
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
We are half way to the weekend. happydance
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