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#881949 - 04/19/13 12:43 AM TGIF
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32196
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Stupid things to ponder.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

How can there be self-help “groups”?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
More Funny Questions and Stupid Questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

How did a fool and his money get together?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

Really Funny Bumper Stickers

The best dumb and funny bumper stickers and great one liners from Tshirts and graffiti.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.

IRS We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

Cover me. I’m changing lanes.

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…

24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case …coincidence?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Don’t hit me. My lawyer’s in jail.

This isn’t burger king, you can’t have it your way.

How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks!

If something goes without saying, LET IT!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.

So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Good morning everyboomie. yay

Another day, another 24 hours. dance

Make it blush

Last night I didn't sleep well. I dreamed I was taken hostage with my sister, and given one last wish before being shot. shocked

I said I wish to watch a pot of water boil. grin

My sister said, "Well that's a dumb wish. A watched pot never boils." crazy

They asked if I had any legitimate wishes.

I said, "Ladies first?" evil

I wished you all a happy day as well. thumbsup

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#881952 - 04/19/13 01:07 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Darlene Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 10371
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! I'm sure your sister loves you very much! smile Hope your TGIF is terrific!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Still Thursday evening for me...

Had a lovely evening with Hubby at a wine tasting at our local winery. Paired some amazing reds with some really luscious cheeses! Fabulous!

I'm taking the day off tomorrow, so looking forward to a long weekend! Much, much needed!


To all abed, sleep To all awake, woot
Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!

#881958 - 04/19/13 02:34 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Darlene and all who come in later smile
Have all a happy day wave
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#881960 - 04/19/13 03:34 AM Re: TGIF [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6145
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Darlene,Haroula,and all who follow me in wave Xlarge pot of coffee is brewing, glad this week is coming to a close yes Tiggers leg is getting better which is a good thing,the Vet was talking Surgery at 5000 dollars! It cost me 300 for xrays and 80 for medication.Well have a great day everyone,Hi Gerry to you when you arrive wave How are things with you? puppy
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.


#881970 - 04/19/13 05:48 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Online   happy
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22799
Loc: Marlborough USA
spring Good Morning Joe, Darlene, Haroula and Cailyn. Joe you make me laugh! Darlene sounds like a nice relaxing evening. Haroula enjoy your day too. Cailyn good news that Tigger doesn't need surgery! I've had a very sore knee for about a week now and haven't been able to do any walking. This morning yhough it actually feels like it's getting better. Wishing everyone a great day! spring

#881974 - 04/19/13 05:59 AM Re: TGIF [Re: Kaki's Sister]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6145
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Hi Gerry,I glad your knee feels better I 'm sorry you can't do your walking.Take it easy for the weekend maybe you'll be able to start walking on Mon. wave
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.


#881987 - 04/19/13 07:13 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10258
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Cailyn, I'm glad Tigger's leg is getting better. Gerry, I'm glad your knee is doing better. We got our computers back yesterday. We are now very happy campers. yay To all here and all who follow, have a Super TGIF. Danish, Apple Fritters, and French Toast in the NC. spring

#881988 - 04/19/13 07:15 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18262
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, someday your sister is going to retaliate by posting on GB. lol

Darlene, enjoy your day off.

Cailyn, lots going on today in our state. Coffee and lots of please. Glad Tigger's leg is getting better. Vet bills can wipe out a bank account quickly. eek

Gerry, sorry your knee is acting up. Hope it gets better soon.

Nan, Is it still snowing? Wow! Hope you get a Spring break soon.

Ana, how's the Ark building coming along?

To all Diner visitors today I'm wishing a great one. If rain holds off I'll be dog walking this morning. Going out to lunch with my cousin this afternoon. spring

Morning Connie. Seems we end up posting the same time in the morning. Glad your computers are in working order.

Edited by GBC (04/19/13 07:17 AM)

#882029 - 04/19/13 10:20 AM Re: TGIF [Re: GBC]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2315
Loc: Switzerland
Hello my friends

Quick flyby. I couldn't come back at the beginning of the week because my Mum had another breakdown and I had to stay close to her. She's doing better now. It's hard for her being without her husband after 60 years of marriage.

Regarding the ceramics in the kiln: only one vase broke in the kiln (glaze was running onto the shelf and stuck there... arrggghhh), the other objects came out pretty good. They have been at the photographers for the last 2 days and I can go get them this evening. Will show you pics coming weekend.

Happy day to you all and a big bear hug!

"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)

#882034 - 04/19/13 10:33 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75377
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies! After a week of trying to refuse delivery of my hubby's cold I am willing to accept the fact that he shared with me. I got up early to go to my morning class at the club but instead stayed in bed watching the live coverage in Massachusetts.

I will be in the corner all day, tomorrow I have my niece's bachelorette party so I have to work faster today so I can go.

It's snowing here and I blame Nan! For goodness sake, I am so ready for spring!

I hope you all have a happy day!

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#882042 - 04/19/13 10:56 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47577
Loc: Alabama
Fantastic Friday ya'll puppy

It's rainy and gray and walk for us today. Kids will be here later and we have baseball tickets for tonight. Gonna have to bundle...supposed to be in the 40's. EEEEK! So wouldn't have bought tickets if I'd known this weather was coming. Oh well, live and learn (as opposed to die and stay dumb?)

Sitting here sipping and listening to the news.

Joe, rotfl

Darlene, enjoy your day off.

Haroula, wave

Cailyn, coffee, yes! Thank you. So glad to hear Tigger's leg is getting better. What did the vet finally say the problem was?

Gerry, do you know how you hurt your knee? Glad it's getting better.

Connie, glad you are "wired" again.

Gail, enjoy your lunch. Do you get to see your cousin often?

Evelyne, hugs to you and your mom. I can almost imagine how very difficult it must be for her. I'm looking forward to seeing you latest batch of goodies.

Ana, so sorry you couldn't boot that cold. Take care and hopefully you'll evict it soon.
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

#882047 - 04/19/13 11:17 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 14623
Loc: northern Wisconsin
lol Joe thanks for the laughs this morning. Enjoy the day and hope that you can get some headhunting in!!

Darlene sounds like a lovely evening was had by you and hubby!! Enjoy sleeping in and the nice long weekend!!

Cailyn glad that Tiggers leg is getting better. $5000 eek ouch!!! Prayers that it continues to get better. HUGS to you and cuddles to Tigger. Thanks for getting the coffee started!

Gerry sorry the knee is acting up. Prayers that it is all better soonest!! I know I'm not the same when I can't get out and walk. Have a lovely day!

Haroula have a lovely day!!

WooHoo Connie!!! Glad you and hubby have your computers back and are up and running!! Have a lovely day and thanks for the danish!

Gail hope the rain holds off till after the walk with the dog!! Sounds like gaming weather though, with rain. lol Have a lovely lunch!!

Aw Evelyne sorry that they all didn't make it. Can't wait to see the pics of the one's that did though!! HUGS to you and to your mom. I am sure that it is a hard thing to have to go through. Prayers for strength for you and comfort for your mom!! hearts

That's OK Ana go ahead and blame me. lol I told that storm that 20 inches was enough and to send it somewhere else. lol One would think it would be better then all that rain though.

May the project run really smoothly today so you may get ahead of the game for tomorrow's time off. Prayers you are feeling better soonest!!! hearts

No plans till taxi time then off to work the fish fry!! Already been out and cleaned the SUV off and moved it for plowing.


L4l would you like to borrow my snowmobile suit for the game tonight??? lol My daughter is taking me to a Twins game in May. Hope the snow will be done and Spring be here by then though. Have a lovely day!

#882068 - 04/19/13 02:06 PM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47577
Loc: Alabama
Nan just popped out to get the mail...Shiver shiver shiver! Yes, will definitely take your snowsuit. It's brrrrry out there. I don't think the ball game will see me tonight and I'll be surprised if son wants to take the kids. Lesson learned...don't buy tickets in advance sad
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

#882080 - 04/19/13 03:12 PM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10258
Loc: winter springs fl.
I just got a call from Donald. He said they are sitting in the truck in front of Scott and Tammy's house. It caught on fire while Tammy and her mom were out shopping. eek It is not livable, but the firemen got the 2 dogs and 4 cats out safely. I just talked to Tammy this morning and all was well. We never know what is in store for us, but no one was hurt which is the most important thing. Please keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

#882081 - 04/19/13 03:29 PM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 15321
Loc: Upper Arlington, Ohio
Good afternoon Boomers. wave
It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

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