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#916556 - 10/02/13 02:39 AM Jokes.
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-1.Max:When you argue with your wife, who has the last word?
Bob:I always do.
Max:And she doesn't mind?
Bob:Not at all.
Max:What do you say?
Bob:"--- d---."

-2.Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?
You have a b----- f-----!

-3.What do you call a man whose father was a Canon ?
A --- of a --- !

-4.How can you tell twin witches apart?
It's not easy to tell ----- ----- is -----.

-5.Why is a dog so warm in Summer?
He wears a c--- and p----.

-6.Where do rabbits learn to fly ?

In the ---e f---- !

-7.What happened at the vampires' race?
They finished ---- and ----.

8.Willy: Do you know where I can find that new book
called Men Rule, Women Obey?

Lily: Yes, it's in the f-----y de-----e-t.

-9.What's on your back?
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Canadian, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the American, "What do you want on your back?"
"I will take nothing!" says the American, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.
"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the Canadian. He responds, "I'll take the ---r----."

-10.When pigs have emergencies, what do they do?

They call s---- --- ---

lol


Edited by curly (10/02/13 03:26 PM)
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#916559 - 10/02/13 03:09 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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6.Hare force lol
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#916560 - 10/02/13 03:55 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#916561 - 10/02/13 04:00 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning, good ones.
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#916562 - 10/02/13 04:30 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#916568 - 10/02/13 04:59 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#916569 - 10/02/13 05:04 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good Morning, curly cat

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#916574 - 10/02/13 05:43 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning curly, lol
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#916577 - 10/02/13 06:19 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hi Jema, not my answer but close.

Others are right.
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#916581 - 10/02/13 07:03 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#916584 - 10/02/13 07:22 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#916585 - 10/02/13 07:23 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#916590 - 10/02/13 08:40 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good ones.
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#916620 - 10/02/13 12:24 PM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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OK. How about

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#916621 - 10/02/13 01:01 PM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Not my answer. See more letters added.
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#916625 - 10/02/13 02:02 PM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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10. swine one one lol

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#916626 - 10/02/13 02:11 PM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks Sondi.
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#916627 - 10/02/13 02:33 PM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#916633 - 10/02/13 03:26 PM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good one.
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