-1.I went to school to become a wit, only got h------ through.
-2.If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my k----.
3.Regardless of the temptation, don't l--- a s---- knife.
-4.One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, f----.
5.I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,
"Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would d----- the p------.
6.Where do forest rangers go to "get a--- f--- it all?”
7.If a parsley farmer is sued, can they g------ his wages?
-8.Why don't s---- s----k when it rains?
9.If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to r----- s-----?
10.If you try to f---, and s-----d, which have you done?
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