-1.How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a d--- of c----.
-2.What country makes you shiver?
--i--.
-3.What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A b---- l----!
-4.What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A r--- of good l---.
-5.What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm c----- d--- with something!
-6.What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very a--------e.
7.What did Tennessee?
The same thing A-------.
What did Delaware?
Her N-- -e----.
-8.What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead c--------.
9.Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran a--- from the b---.
-10.What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An i----n----n.