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Jack and Jill #879944
04/10/13 02:45 PM
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Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side.

'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got
home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother
and told her to put them on .

When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to
me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large... '

I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family
and I always will.'

'Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'

Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone
after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers,
gave them to Jill and told her to put them on.

Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.

'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will.
I don't want you to forget that.'

Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,'
she said.

So he tried them on but they were too small.
'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Jack.

'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your attitude, you never will.'


What are we? Women - What do we want? We don't know - When do we want it? Now
Re: Jack and Jill [Re: Niki] #879950
04/10/13 03:16 PM
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LOLOLlolol Very Very GOoD!!! Loved that Joke smile Thank You I needed to smile


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Re: Jack and Jill [Re: Niki] #879965
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lol lol wave


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Re: Jack and Jill [Re: Niki] #880020
04/10/13 09:39 PM
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Another good one Niki rotfl


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Re: Jack and Jill [Re: Niki] #880062
04/11/13 05:44 AM
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lolAnother funny Niki! lol


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Re: Jack and Jill [Re: Niki] #880147
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Thanks Niki. lol


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Re: Jack and Jill [Re: GBC] #880511
04/13/13 07:20 AM
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Thanks for sharing Niki! lol


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Re: Jack and Jill [Re: Niki] #880713
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That was great! dance


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