Tom's Tuesday Twelve
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08/27/13 01:31 PM
08/27/13 01:31 PM
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Posts: 21,890
Bucks, England
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-1. "I've twisted my ankle," said Tom d-----------.
-2. "I've only enough carpet for the hall and landing," said Tom with a b---- s----.
-3. "I program computers" Tom l-----.
-4. "My bid for this contract comes with my love," said Tom t-------.
-5. "I have no recollection of the last twenty-four hours," said Tom l--------------.
-6. "I suppose I'll have to write my name again," said Tom r---------.
-7. "This is all from memory," Tom w----.
-8. "The optician probably doesn't have my glasses ready yet," Tom s---------.
-9. "Would anyone like some Parmesan?" asked Tom g--------.
-10. "I don't work here on a regular basis," said Tom c-------.
-11. "I have to keep this fire alight," Tom b-------.
-12. "Why is this telephone flex always tangled?" asked Tom c----.
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self.
I wonder what's on television...?
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