Re: Corny joke.
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08/07/20 01:34 AM
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She ? me.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Corny joke.
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08/08/20 01:36 AM
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What do you call a teacher who doesn't break wind in public?
A (two words)
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Re: Corny joke.
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08/08/20 02:36 AM
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Second word needs changing to a funnier one which is almost the same.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Corny joke.
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I've been sneakily plotting with some Peruvian owls.
We are ---- h----.
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Re: Corny joke.
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08/08/20 09:23 AM
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When we make pizza at home it's my wife's job to shred the cheese.
She's --- -------!
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Corny joke.
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08/09/20 03:27 AM
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really ----- and the other is a little -------.
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Re: Corny joke.
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08/09/20 04:16 AM
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One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter Have a good day Remi!
Life is what happens while you're making other plans.
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Re: Corny joke.
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08/09/20 05:10 AM
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You also Kev.
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my ---- ----.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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