-1. What is Bugs Bunny favourite song? I dream of Jeannie she’s a light brown
h---.
-2. When is a boat not a boat? When it’s a----t
-3. Why are clarinet players so smart? Because they r--- a lot
-4. What does the world’s top dentist get? A little p-----
-5. Why was the butterfly disappointed when he showed up at the dance?
Because it was a m--- b---
-6.The doctor is always late Mrs. Brown but today it’s even worse, here is a copy of
w-- and p---- while you wait.
-7. The dentist said you need a crown sir. The patient replied finally someone who u---------s me
-8. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a little f-----d
9. What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look d----
10. Why can’t you never gossip in a cornfield? There are too many e---
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