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A few jokes. Mar. 20 (Spring is here) #1362929
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-1. What did the drummer call his daughters? ---- 1, ---- 2.

-2. Why couldn't the sesame seed stop talking? He was on a ----.

-3. Someone found a hole in the nudist colony fence. Police are ------- into it.

-4. How does Reese eat her ice cream? -----------.

-5. Why did the bee get married? Because she found her -----.

rotfl

Last edited by curly; 03/20/26 01:14 PM.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Re: A few jokes. Mar. 20 (Spring is here) [Re: curly] #1362931
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3. looking lol

Re: A few jokes. Mar. 20 (Spring is here) [Re: curly] #1362932
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Thanks michele.


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Re: A few jokes. Mar. 20 (Spring is here) [Re: curly] #1362943
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Re: A few jokes. Mar. 20 (Spring is here) [Re: curly] #1362945
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Re: A few jokes. Mar. 20 (Spring is here) [Re: curly] #1362947
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Re: A few jokes. Mar. 20 (Spring is here) [Re: curly] #1362953
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Thanks. Mad, you are close enough, her last name is Witherspoon.


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Re: A few jokes. Mar. 20 (Spring is here) [Re: curly] #1362954
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Re: A few jokes. Mar. 20 (Spring is here) [Re: curly] #1362961
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Thanks Lawrence Welk. (lol)


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Re: A few jokes. Mar. 20 (Spring is here) [Re: curly] #1362983
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Originally Posted by curly
Thanks. Mad, you are close enough, her last name is Witherspoon.

Thank you, curly 🤭


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