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Got any nails?

Posted By: Niki

Got any nails? - 03/20/13 04:45 AM

One day a parrot walked up to the counter inside a convenience store and said to the assistant "Got any grapes?" "No" replied the assistant. The parrot smiled and walked out of the store.

A little while later the parrot returned and asked "Got any grapes?" The assistant replied "No! I already told you 15 minutes ago, I don't have any grapes!"

The parrot smiled and once again walked out of the store. Ten minutes later, the parrot returned and asked again "Got any grapes?" The irate assistant yelled "No! We didn't have any, we don't have any and we're not going to have any and if you come back in here again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!" The parrot smiled and walked out of the store.

Later that day the parrot returned and asked "Got any nails?" The clerk said "NO!". The parrot replied "Good. Got any grapes?"
Posted By: manxman

Re: Got any nails? - 03/20/13 05:12 AM

rotfl Thanks Niki lol
Posted By: Homer6

Re: Got any nails? - 03/20/13 05:48 AM

rotfl That's one smart bird. rotfl
Posted By: Haroula

Re: Got any nails? - 03/20/13 07:22 AM

lol wave
Posted By: Kaki's Sister

Re: Got any nails? - 03/20/13 10:04 AM

lolLoved it Niki! lol
Posted By: Leeana

Re: Got any nails? - 03/20/13 12:47 PM

lol Great, smiled wide across my face, lol Thank-You
Posted By: Sorta Blonde

Re: Got any nails? - 03/20/13 05:00 PM

Squuaaaccckkk! Run parrot run!
Posted By: Lotus777

Re: Got any nails? - 03/20/13 07:11 PM

Too silly, thanks Niki!! Still trying to picture a parrot smiling... lol .
Posted By: Gimli

Re: Got any nails? - 03/20/13 08:36 PM

Insistant parrot lol
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