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Homeless Woman

Posted By: Barry

Homeless Woman - 12/11/17 05:52 AM

A well dressed lady was approached by a homeless woman one day on the street. The homeless woman asked for a few dollars for something to eat. The lady pulled a $10 from her purse and then asked the woman, "If I give you this, are you going to buy wine instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to give up drinking a long time ago," said the woman.

"Well, if I give you this, are you going to go shopping for clothes instead of eating?"

"No way. It is all I can do just to stay alive on the streets."

"Well, if I give you this, are you going to get your hair done instead of having a meal?"

"No, I have not even washed my hair in over a month. Why would I do that, I am just hungry."

"Well," said the lady, "I am not going to give you this $10. Instead I am going to take you to dinner with my husband and me tonight."

The woman said, "Are you sure you want to do that? I am so dirty and I smell awful."

"Oh, that's OK. My husband needs to see what happens to a woman who gives up wine, shopping and washing .
Posted By: BrownEyedTigre

Re: Homeless Woman - 12/11/17 03:03 PM

rotfl12 Barry!!

Ana wave12
Posted By: RebKean

Re: Homeless Woman - 12/11/17 05:25 PM

lol12
Posted By: Sorta Blonde

Re: Homeless Woman - 12/11/17 05:42 PM

Didn't expect that ending. rotfl12
Posted By: connie

Re: Homeless Woman - 12/11/17 08:23 PM

rotfl12
Posted By: Mad

Re: Homeless Woman - 12/12/17 12:17 AM

Barry !! You are so naughty !! happydance12
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