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October 19th Joe's

Posted By: gymcandy1

October 19th Joe's - 10/19/20 06:43 PM

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!" —

~Jack Benny~
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Hello everybody. welcome

How about some new headlines? woot

Most of these you just have to shake your head in wonder. lol

Have a super week my friends. thumbsup


joe
Posted By: BrownEyedTigre

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/19/20 08:17 PM

Thanks so much for the new week, Joe! I appreciate you!
Today is a rainy, chilly and grey day. Dogs still wanna go out so that means I'm out there too! smile

Have a happy day all!
Posted By: soot

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/19/20 09:09 PM

Ah ... Moanday Monday afternoon Joe and Ana laugh

rotfl The headlines never surprise me anymore Joe, in fact the media has gotten very clever in crafting the headlines to get you to [1] click on their link which 9 out of 10 times includes one or more "ads" on that page and they make $$ with your click ... wishing you a super week too Joe!

Hey Ho Ana ... tomorrow is another day ... it looks like it'll warm up a little for a couple of days and then time to git you long johns back on wink

Work is keeping me busy and so is WOM ... and that's always good yes

L4L hearts

Have a friendly afternoon Joe Ana TaintedFury Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary and anyone else who gets the chance to pops in and say hi

wave2

lab
Posted By: family

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/19/20 10:37 PM

same thing.
Posted By: connie

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/20/20 11:04 AM

Good morning, enjoy your day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. pumpkin witch
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/20/20 06:49 PM

Wow, it's been a busy day. Just made it to the computer.. Had a great run though I did have to dodge a car. First time that has happened. I'm assuming someone was looking at their phone, but who knows?

Son left on a trip to see his brother, so we have guinea pigs to look after.

Gorgeous gorgeous weather! In the 80's. That's quite a bit warmer than our normal Oct weather, and I'm sure it will change when the rain moves in towards the end of the week.

wavegirl
Posted By: soot

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/20/20 10:39 PM

Where did the day go headscratch

Work has kept me engage today ... and hope your day has been good to you also yes

Family, I hope your shows were unusually good today

Connie, my day was busy but productive ... thanks for the morning fare thumbsup

L4L hearts

Have a great evening Joe Ana TaintedFury Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary and anyone else who gets the chance to pops in and say hi

wave2

lab
Posted By: connie

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/21/20 11:35 AM

Good morning, enjoy Hump Day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. pumpkin witch
Posted By: soot

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/21/20 01:33 PM

Happy Camel Day Connie laugh

I'll have a Danish to go please as am headed to work this morning in the office yes

L4L hearts

Have a nice day Joe Ana TaintedFury Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary and anyone else who gets the chance to pops in and say hi

wave2

lab
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/21/20 05:51 PM

Happy Hump Day ya'll puppy

Wee man Soot is waiting patiently for lunch. Have to wait 15 more minutes because of meds.

I had a great run this morning. Came home to do a few things. Once I get Soot fed and walked, I'll take a little down time til it's time for me to get g'son to his Magic the Gathering club.

Hope you are all having a wonderful day wavegirl
Posted By: family

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/22/20 01:50 AM

same thing.
Posted By: Kaki's Sister

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/22/20 08:52 AM

Good Morning Joe, Ana, Connie, soot, family, Taintedfury, and everyone. Hope you all have a great day. Coffee and tea are ready to go with Connie's delicious breakfast! wave
Posted By: connie

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/22/20 11:05 AM

Good morning, enjoy the day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. pumpkin witch
Posted By: gymcandy1

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/22/20 01:39 PM

Good morning everybody. wave2

Good morning Gerry nice to see you. Coffee yes! I'll have an extra large please. cool

Good morning Connie. I would like.......ummm.....let's see....... think.....I think I'll have biscuits and sausage gravy. Thank you so much Connie!!! bravo

Have a super day everyboomie. I know I will. thumbsup


joe
Posted By: soot

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/22/20 03:01 PM

happydance Coffee and breakfast in the Diner this morning woot

Gerry, you have a great day too ... I'm up for an Italian espresso this morning

Good morning Connie ... I am ready for the works ... need the extra energy today

Family ... enjoy your shows and git those chores done

Hey Ho Joe ... yes indeedy, have a great day

L4L hearts

Have an enjoyable day Joe Ana TaintedFury Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary and anyone else who gets the chance to pops in and say hi

wave2

lab
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/22/20 05:12 PM

Back from my wasp-dodging run. Cooking, laundry, taxi, and life on the agenda for the day. Hope you all have a great one!
Posted By: family

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/22/20 11:38 PM

same thing.
Posted By: connie

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/23/20 11:04 AM

Good morning, enjoy your day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Biscuits and Gravy, Sausage, Bacon, and Toast. Still looking for Fall here. pumpkin witch
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/23/20 06:06 PM

Looking for Fall here too Connie.

Back from a very hot run, but a great one!

Time to find food.

Have a great day wavegirl
Posted By: gymcandy1

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/23/20 06:38 PM

Hello Connie, L4L, and everybody. wave

L4L I believe Fall is coming your way. After being in the 80s yesterday, we awoke to thunderstorms this morning followed by colder temps. We are at 52 degrees right now. yes

We did not go to the park today. Missy ran out to the yard to potty, but turned around and ran back into the house without doing her business as soon as she felt the cold grass and air. lol

I've been exercising, and now fixing to get on my treadmill. I've been averaging over 9000 steps per day for the last week. razz

I wish everyone a fantastic day, and welcome to the weekend! woot


joe
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/23/20 08:12 PM

Great job, Joe! puppy
Posted By: family

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/23/20 11:40 PM

sports and chores.
Posted By: connie

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/24/20 11:24 AM

Good morning, enjoy the weekend. A shopping trip is on the agenda for today. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. pumpkin witch
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/24/20 03:25 PM

Well, the rain has found us. The weather man was talking 80's into next week, but maybe the rain will cool that down some wavegirl
Posted By: soot

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/24/20 03:48 PM

Hello everyone laugh

Friday was a blur and then it was over and now I'm enjoying the weekend

Connie, I'm up for a plate of eggs, grits and bacon please ... stay safe while you're shopping

Chores and projects for me too Family ... don't know if I'll get to sports

Joe ... yOu RoCk with your exercise ... keep at it

Yes, the rain has found us and we'll be getting a good soaking until this afternoon
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L4L hearts

Have a likeable day Joe Ana Family Connie L4L and anyone else who gets the chance to pops in and say hi

wave2

lab

Posted By: gymcandy1

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/24/20 10:10 PM

Hey there Connie, Soot, L4L and everyone. wave2

Hope you're all having a great weekend. yes

It was beautiful here today, but cold. yes

I did take Missy walking, but it wasn't till after 10 or 11. lab

I'm over 11,900 steps today, mostly on my treadmill. yay

My feet are giving me a lot of trouble now though.

L4L has the cooler weather reached you guys yet? happydance

I guess with the rain it's cooled down a bit right?

Soot glad your Friday was a blur. Take it easy on the chores. I'll be some can wait for a nuther day. wink

Have a super weekend Connie, L4L, Soot and all Boomers. thumbsup

joe
Posted By: BrownEyedTigre

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/25/20 04:08 AM

Hmmm.....I swear I posted here a couple times this week, but apparently not. So sorry! It's been a busy week and weekend. Sis that lost her husband came up to visit which was nice and I got caught up with lots of odds and ends I had to do. It was a very productive week.

Catch you all tomorrow! I'm off to TV in bed now.
Posted By: family

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/25/20 08:50 AM

football and chores.
Posted By: connie

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/25/20 11:31 AM

Good morning enjoy your Sunday. Breakfast out this morning. Auditing the books for the Ladies Auxiliary at the Eagles this afternoon. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Biscuits and Gravy, French Toast, Waffles, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. pumpkin witch
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/25/20 02:59 PM

Good morning and Super Sunday puppy

I've been enjoying a morning of sipping, surfing, and sitting. Now I'm going to go get my walk in!

You all have a great day!
Posted By: soot

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/25/20 03:38 PM

Hey Ho and Good Morning everyone laugh

Joe, glad the weather is cooling down for you and Missy ... think it won't be long before you're wishing for warmer days wink

Ana, I know what you mean ... some time life swallows you whole and you wonder where the day's went

Family, hope your games were good

Connie, good luck with the books ... that's an important task! I'm headed to the NC for a plate of eggs, sunny-side up, bacon, sausage, biscuits and gravy with a cup of Gerry's coffee

L4L hearts

Have a likeable Sunday Joe Ana Family Connie L4L and anyone else who gets the chance to pops in and say hi

wave2

lab
Posted By: family

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/26/20 12:22 AM

court shows and even perry mason, monday-friday, and chores.
Posted By: connie

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/26/20 11:28 AM

Good morning, enjoy the new week. Lunch and Netflix with a friend today. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. pumpkin witch
Posted By: soot

Re: October 19th Joe's - 10/26/20 12:54 PM

Good morning Connie and Family laugh

Connie, have you watched Elona Holmes on Netflix ... oh my but it is a good movie ... I'm headed to the NC for eggs, grits, bacon, biscuits and gravy witch

Family, git those chores done so you can enjoy Perry Mason

Time to get started on work for the week smashpc

L4L hearts

Have a winning Monday Family Connie and anyone else who gets the chance to pops in and say hi

wave2

lab
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