Joe's Diner Dec. 28

Munia Khan

New year is the glittering light to brighten the dream-lined pathway of future.
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Michael Altshuler

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.
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Buddha

“No matter how hard the past, you can always begin again.”
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Nido Qubein

Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go. They merely determine where you start.
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Q: What is a New Year’s resolution?
A: Something that goes in one year and out the other.

Q: What do snowmen like to do on New Year’s Eve?
A: Chill out.

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up for new year’s. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

Q: What do New Year’s parades have in common with Santa Claus?
A: No one is awake to see either of them.

Q: Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
A: To ring in the new year.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.

Q: What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
A: Pop!

Q: What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?
A: Moo Year’s Eve.

Q: Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?
A: Waiting for the punchline.

Q: What do farmers give their wives at midnight on New Year’s Eve?
A: Hogs and kisses!

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

I see no need to make more New Year’s resolutions when the ones already on the books aren’t being enforced.

Q: What do you call always wanting a date for New Year’s Eve?
A: Social Security.

Q: What’s a digital camera’s New Year’s resolution?
A: 1080p.

This New Year’s, I’m going to make a resolution I can keep—no dieting all year long.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby New Year.

Q: Where can you go to practice math on New Year’s Eve?
A: Times Square.

Q: Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer?
A: To start off the new year in a cool way.

Q: What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve?
A: I haven’t seen you for a year!

This New Year’s, I resolved to lead a better life. Now all I have to do is find someone who will trade lives with me.

Q: What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?
A: He got 12 months!

Q: What is corn’s favorite holiday?
A: New EARS Day!

Q: What’s the one group that hates New Year’s Day?
A: The New Year’s Eve clean-up crew.

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
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That's the best way ever to take a test. One that ask you the question, and then gives you the answer.


Howdy Gameboomers one and all.


That's another year, and another 52 diners in the books.


I guess it's time to get my diaper laundered and start the new year clean.


I hope they don't use starch on it this year.


Anyway I hope the new year brings much love and prosperity for you.


Happy New Year guys.


joe

Back at you Joe! Happy New Year!

Good morning, enjoy your day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Good morning all ... enjoying my time off ... chores, projects, music, reading, WW84, His Dark Materials and more I'm sure.

Hello Gerry, it's good to see you ... can i get a tall Sumatra?

Connie wishing you a great day too ... I'll grab a Danish to go

Howdy Joe enjoy your week

everyone

L4L

Joe, we are looking forward to the New Year, and hoping very much that life gets better for so many folks.

I'm heading out to the park in just a second. I made chicken soup yesterday instead of going out, so today I'm heading out as soon as I post.

Wishing you all a most wonderful day!

Hello to you all.

Not much to do today except a good walk, computer, TV and reading.



Take care.

Chief

Hi ya Chief

same thing.

Hello Gerry, Connie, Family, Soot, L4L, Chief, and everyone else.

Chief is nice to see you in the diner the last few days. Sounds like a nice day's plans for you.

Gerry how are you doing these days? Great I hope.

Soot let me help you out with your plans....chores, projects, music, reading, WW84, His Dark Materials. How's that?

L4L chicken soup sounds awesome right now. I hope you weather was nice for the park.

Family court shows?

I got up early today and drove down to the VET for labs. My semi-annual was set for the 5th of Jan, but they rescheduled me for Feb 1st because of some personnel changes. c'est la vie

Have yourselves a nice evening and a great day tomorrow everyone.

joe

L4L and Joe,

Chief

Good morning , enjoy Hump day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, Biscuits and Gravy, and Toast in the NC.

Good morning everyone

Happy New Year's eve's eve!!

Hey Chief ... any plans for the day?

Joe, I need to hire you as my editor ... though L4L would probably keep a close eye on our work

Gerry, tall dark Sumatra to go please

Connie, are you resting today ... I'll have a Danish to go please

Family, enjoy Perry Mason today ... are you watching any of the college bowl games?

Hump Day!!!

L4L

Hello Boomers, just stopping by to say 'Hi' and wish you all a great day. Hope you are all well and staying safe, and warm! It's very cold here with snow and ice Hope you all had a great Christmas. Ours was a lot quieter than usual this year as I'm sure most folks' were.

Wishing for a better year for all of us next year.

Much love,

Mary

All have a good day.

soot, I may work on a Peter Hewitt Mulawa Jigsaw: hours of fun.

It will be an ordinaire day.

Take care.

Chief

same thing.

Good Morning and Happy New Years Eve to all my GB friends. It will be a quiet and safe evening for us at home! What are you all doing to celebrate?





I hope 2021 is a better year for us all!

Gerry

Good morning, Happy New Years Eve. Going to the Eagles for New Years Eve tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

My apologies for being absent this week. I've been scrambling every evening to get myself caught up on my work so I can start the New Year off right. I'm so tired of looking at my ever growing list of "to do's" for 1 of my 3 jobs. I have been making a huge dent which makes me feel better.

I will be having my bestie and her husband and dog over for dinner and games tonight, so it will be a semi quiet New Years eve. Still have my boarder here a few more days too.
We had an ice storm yesterday and it's made running my dogs a bit more treacherous.

Happy New Year everyone!

Ana

Good afternoon everyone

Mary, it's always a treat to hear from you ... yes, ours was different too, we are looking forward to '21 and although it will start out rough it should improve month by month ... stay warm and stay safe!

Ordinary days are goodness Chief! Have fun with your puzzle

Something different today Family?
Hey Ho Gerry ... good to see you ... I am thinking a quiet evening might be in store for us I'll have a tall dark roast to go please

Connie, you stay safe at Eagles tonight and enjoy ... I'll have a Danish to go please

Ana, you stay safe out there on the ice

Happy New Year's Eve everyone!

L4L

Happy New Year! We will be very quiet. Son is still sick, though much better. He hasn't been fever free for long enough for me to feel safe hanging out though, so we will continue to avoid each other til he's been fever free for 3 days. So hubby and I will watch old movies and hang in the bedroom. The good side of that is I don't have any cooking to do!

Here's hoping that everyone will be blessed in the New Year!

same thing.

Hello my friends.

I hope you're all having a great evening. We've had very cold rain here all day. It's playing heck om my internet this evening.

I wanted to get here and wish you all a wonderful New Year's eve.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!


joe

Diner friends! Wishing you all a wonderful day and a much better year!

Much love,

Mary

to all. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

everyone

Enjoy your day Connie ... I'll have a Danish to go

Joe, I hope your internet hung in their for your New Year's eve ... we're enjoying a warm spell during the days with cool temps in the evenings

Hello Mary, wishing you a much better new year too ... although I must admit it will start out very slow and ugly for us with the pandemic

Enjoy your sports today Family
L4L

Have a great 1-1-21 everybody

Good morning, enjoy the weekend. Shopping is on the agenda for today. Working the kitchen for our dinner at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash browns, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Alright, who took my post!!

I know I typed a post yesterday, but I must have gotten up for another cup-o-dum dum, and forgot what I was doing.

Welcome to the weekend ever body.

It's been nothing but cold and rain here for a few days, so we are suffering from cabin fever. Today is still overcast, but I think we'll have some sunshine later, and I intend to go to Walmart for some things, and then go pick up Beau so Missy and I will have some company for a few days.

Wishing everyone a great weekend whatever your plans.


joe

Woo Hoo Hoo everyone ... the weekend has arrived and its time for chores, projects, music, gardening and relaxation

Connie, I've got a little shopping on my list of things to do today also ... so, let's stay safe ... I'll have a Danish to go with me

Joe, I totally get the cabin fever condition as mom used to get a really bad case of it every winter ... missing the sunshine ... happy to hear you will be getting Beau for company today ... you are blessed!

Mary, stay warm

Family, enjoy your sports today ... tomorrow is the last round of NFL games to determine their playoff series

Ana, are you getting some rest this weekend?

Gerry, I'm up for a tall dark Sumatra this morning

Chief, hope you have a good walk today ... Little Soot and I enjoyed ours this morning

L4L

Have a wonderful Saturday everyone

Super Saturday ya'll

Going to be in the 60's, so I'll get outside for a walk in a bit. I'm also in charge of dinner tonight, so I'll be in the kitchen at some point. I also plan on taking my coffee and the paper to bed for quiet enjoyment. And that is most likely my day in a nutshell. Have a great one, ya'll

Good morning.

L4L, please send me a few degres of your 60.

We are at 26 right now with a good 6 inches of snow.

I know what to do today: shovel.

And play with Mikael game.

A good day all.

Chief

Goodness Chief, blowing warmth to the North as quickly as I can

sports and chores.

Hi everyone!

Here's something nice I want to share with you all. One of my next door neighbors have become dear friends since I moved in 7 years ago. They know I no family to embrace during the holidays. On the Eve's of Thanksgiving and Christmas, he texted me that he had left a plate of dinner by my front door. Each time it was a portion of the food they prepared. I was gratefully stunned. Now, I'm not struggling to feed myself, so it was a meaningful gesture on their part.

When I was younger, one of the activities that drew my ex and I together, was volunteering during the holidays to deliver meals to those less fortunate. My neighbor's action struck me as one of those 'full circle' events in life. Although done under different circumstances, it was something to find myself on the receiving end.

Thank God for friends!

Butterflybabe, that is a good neighbor! Thanks for sharing

football and chores.

Good day all! Welcome to the weekend! It was a busy day of still trying to get all caught up. The more I do, the more comes in. I've decided I'm going to make rules for myself this year and call it a day by 8pm so I can play and have me time. I might not be so cranky that way.

That said, I will finish my stuff so I can play my VR games. I've had the headset since Christmas Eve and haven't even played an hour in total.

My boarder goes home later tonight too. She was a real sweetheart to have!

Have a great evening!

Have fun Ana

Good morning, enjoy your Sunday. Breakfast out this morning. Ana, which VR did you get. When you try it let me know how you like it, and which games you have. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, French Toast, Waffles, and Toast in the NC.

Good morning and Super Sunday!

Heading to the park in a bit, for the nonce, I'm sitting and sipping and surfing. Have a great one all

Good morning everyone

ButterFlyBabe ... you have a wonderful neighbor!

Ana ... once the Oasis is on-line I'll get a headset too

Connie ... enjoy breakfast ... I'll have a Danish to go please

Continuing a Kitchen project today for WOM ... new set of storage drawers in place of the dishwasher
L4L

Back from my run on a sneakily cold day! Thanks goodness hubby warned me or it would have been a very short run

Hello and a good to all.

Not much to say but looking at some football.

A lazy day.

Chief

Those are the best kind, Chief

Yes they are.

Chief

court shows and even perry mason, and chores.

connie, I got the new Oculus Quest 2 headset. It's really quite awesome! My favorite is Kitten Wrestling. I haven't bought any games yet.

soot, what is Oasis? Hope you got your projects done. It's never ending isn't it?

L4L, glad you got your run in!

family, enjoy!

Chief, good to see you in the diner!

Have a happy day all!

Good morning, enjoy the new week. Ana thanks, I will look into it. Lunch and Netflix with a friend. Visiting and exchanging gifts with another friend. Meeting at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, Biscuits and Gravy, and Toast in the NC.

Good morning Connie, and Ana, and all. It's a sunny beautiful day down here. I'm about to take the pups parking, but I'm going over and start a brand new diner first. Just wanted to let you know.

joe

Good morning Joe Connie Ana Family Chief

Ana, Oasis is the VR environment you saw in Ready Player One ... that is of course if you watched the movie ... yes, projects at home never stop, they are part of the "stuff" of the Great Circle of Life ... ah, so you watch kittens wrestle in your Oculus Quest 2?

Connie, enjoy Netflix & Lunch with a friend ... stay safe tonight ... I'll have a Danish to go as I'm back to work

Joe, sunny and cool today here ... look forward to your new diner! I'll meet you there!

Chief, lazy days are some of my favorite days

I'm headed to the new diner...
L4L
Have a great day everyone if I don't see you at the new diner