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Jokes.(Hint)

Posted By: curly

Jokes.(Hint) - 10/14/13 07:22 AM

Happy Thanksgiving to all Canadians.

-1.How did St. John get a black eye?

He called St. Francis "- s----."

-2.Walking past the big wooden fence around the insane asylum, a guy hears everyone inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
His curiosity piqued, he finds a hole in the fence and looks inside.
All of a sudden a finger shoots through the hole and pokes out his eye, and the inmates start wildly chanting,
"--------!--------!--------!"

-3.A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone.
"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.
"But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?"
"Because," the gentleman said, "I d---'- -ee- --e --e-."

-4.After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The m------ of --e---"

5.Kids advice to kids:
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her b---h y---
h--r.

-6.Remi was standing on the green,waiting to putt,when a ball
sailed through the sky and hit him square on the head. The
three men he was playing with grabbed his arms to prevent
him from falling.Meanwhile, the golfer who had hit the wild
shot came rushing up to the green, worried sick.Before he
could say anything,Remi told him,"I'm going to sue you for
five million dollars!"
"B-b-b-u-u-t," stuttered the man,"I yelled fore!"
Remi quickly replied,"f--- -'-- ---e --!"

-7.How does the guy who drives the snowplow -e- to ---- --
--e m------?

-8.Medical definition: DILATE: To l--e a l--- ---e.

-9.Medical definition: INTESTINE - Currently t----g an e---

-10.Medical definition: PAP SMEAR - To s----e- y--- f---e-.
Posted By: bermag45

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 08:45 AM

2. "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen" lolGood morning Curly and happy Thanksgiving wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 08:56 AM

Thanks Bernie.
Posted By: Kaki's Sister

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 10:40 AM

1. A sissy"
Happy Thanksgiving curly!
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 11:24 AM

Good one. Thanks Gerry.
Posted By: Redz

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 11:50 AM

10. to slander your father. wave

Happy Thanksgiving, Remi. What's for dinner? grin
Posted By: Flo NS

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 12:56 PM

6. Fine, I'll take it.
Posted By: manxman

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 12:56 PM

7. get to work in the morning wave
Posted By: Cue

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 01:17 PM

8. to live a long life lol Morning Curly thanksgiving to all our Canadian Boomers!
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 01:17 PM

Good ones.

All kinds of goodies Joan including gobbler.
Posted By: GBC

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 01:45 PM

4. the meaning of dreams. rotfl

Morning curly, wave
Posted By: Niki

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 01:59 PM

3. I didn`t need one then

lol
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 03:10 PM

Thanks. Hi Gail.
Posted By: Jema

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 06:01 PM

Good afternoon, curly cat

8. to live a long life smile
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 06:19 PM

Hi Jema, good answer.
Posted By: Niki

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 08:04 PM

thanksgiving curly,
sorry I missed it earlier wave
Posted By: soot

Re: Jokes. - 10/14/13 08:29 PM

Happy Thanksgiving Curly!

thanksgiving
Posted By: BobH

Re: Jokes. - 10/15/13 06:39 AM

9. Currently taking an exam. wave
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes. - 10/15/13 07:22 AM

Thanks Niki and soot.

Good one Bob.
Posted By: margob

Re: Jokes.(Hint) - 10/15/13 12:06 PM

5. brush your hair?

margo
Posted By: curly

Re: Jokes.(Hint) - 10/15/13 12:10 PM

Thanks margo.
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