Posted By: curly
Jokes.(Hint) - 10/14/13 07:22 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all Canadians.
-1.How did St. John get a black eye?
He called St. Francis "- s----."
-2.Walking past the big wooden fence around the insane asylum, a guy hears everyone inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
His curiosity piqued, he finds a hole in the fence and looks inside.
All of a sudden a finger shoots through the hole and pokes out his eye, and the inmates start wildly chanting,
"--------!--------!--------!"
-3.A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone.
"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.
"But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?"
"Because," the gentleman said, "I d---'- -ee- --e --e-."
-4.After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The m------ of --e---"
5.Kids advice to kids:
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her b---h y---
h--r.
-6.Remi was standing on the green,waiting to putt,when a ball
sailed through the sky and hit him square on the head. The
three men he was playing with grabbed his arms to prevent
him from falling.Meanwhile, the golfer who had hit the wild
shot came rushing up to the green, worried sick.Before he
could say anything,Remi told him,"I'm going to sue you for
five million dollars!"
"B-b-b-u-u-t," stuttered the man,"I yelled fore!"
Remi quickly replied,"f--- -'-- ---e --!"
-7.How does the guy who drives the snowplow -e- to ---- --
--e m------?
-8.Medical definition: DILATE: To l--e a l--- ---e.
-9.Medical definition: INTESTINE - Currently t----g an e---
-10.Medical definition: PAP SMEAR - To s----e- y--- f---e-.
-1.How did St. John get a black eye?
He called St. Francis "- s----."
-2.Walking past the big wooden fence around the insane asylum, a guy hears everyone inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
His curiosity piqued, he finds a hole in the fence and looks inside.
All of a sudden a finger shoots through the hole and pokes out his eye, and the inmates start wildly chanting,
"--------!--------!--------!"
-3.A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone.
"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.
"But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?"
"Because," the gentleman said, "I d---'- -ee- --e --e-."
-4.After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The m------ of --e---"
5.Kids advice to kids:
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her b---h y---
h--r.
-6.Remi was standing on the green,waiting to putt,when a ball
sailed through the sky and hit him square on the head. The
three men he was playing with grabbed his arms to prevent
him from falling.Meanwhile, the golfer who had hit the wild
shot came rushing up to the green, worried sick.Before he
could say anything,Remi told him,"I'm going to sue you for
five million dollars!"
"B-b-b-u-u-t," stuttered the man,"I yelled fore!"
Remi quickly replied,"f--- -'-- ---e --!"
-7.How does the guy who drives the snowplow -e- to ---- --
--e m------?
-8.Medical definition: DILATE: To l--e a l--- ---e.
-9.Medical definition: INTESTINE - Currently t----g an e---
-10.Medical definition: PAP SMEAR - To s----e- y--- f---e-.
Good morning Curly and happy Thanksgiving 
to all our Canadian Boomers!
