-1. What has wheels and flies and isn't an airplane? Answer: ---b--- --u--
-2. A rooster sits on the roof of a barn and lays an egg. Which side of the barn does it roll down?
3. A bus driver is heading down a road. He turns left at a no left turn sign, runs a red light, and goes the wrong way on a one way road. He passes a cop car, yet he is not punished. Why? He is -----n-.
-4. What kind of cheese is made backwards?
-5. Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence? In a ---s--.
