--1. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You guys should
know your limits.
Huh?? I don't get it!
That barkeep should bounce those guys out on
their rectangles!
Explain
--2. Why do computer scientists always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What?
Computer scientists eat mice!! No wonder they're confused.
I just don't get it!
Explain.
--3. Argon and Neon walked into a bar and ordered drinks. The bartender said,
"I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here. They didn't react.
Neither did I!!
Who the heck is Argon and Neon?? Sounds like a Matrix movie!
Explain.
--4. A Higgs Boson walks into a church admiring the stained glass. A priest walks up
and says, "We don't allow your kind of particle in here. The Higgs Boson replies,
"But without me, you can't have mass."
Huh? That Higgs guy is a bozo!
He shouldn't be allowed in
church anyway!
Explain.
--5. How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Hey, guys, unionize this!!
Explain.