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The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.

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I child-proofed my home... but they're still getting in!

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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.

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I'm a man of few words, BUT I use 'em often!!

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If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.

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To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self.
I wonder what's on television...?

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I'm a man of few words, BUT I use 'em often!!

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The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.

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It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

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The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.