-1.I went to school to become a wit, only got h------ through.
-2.Some days you're the dog, some days you're the h------.
-3.Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a l------- on the same night.
4.Regardless of the temptation, don't lick a s---- knife.
-5.You should never say anything to a woman that even hints that you think she's
p-------.
-6.I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,
"Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would d----- the p------.
-7.If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his h---- with s---?
-8.Where do f----- r-----s go to "get away from it all?"
-9.What was the best thing before s----- b----?
-10.Why is there an expiration date on s--- c----?