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#1128165 - 10/13/17 08:48 PM Saturdiner
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 31923
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.

~Joseph Conrad
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A photographer, who was also a confirmed athiest, decided to go into the woods to get photos of the fall foliage.

It was a beautiful day....fall colors, birds chirping, babbling brook, and a gentle breeze rustling the leaves.

While snapping shots, the athiest heard a noise behind him, and whirled around to see a huge bear coming through the bushes. He dropped his camera and ran. And kept running....... and looking behind him, he noticed the bear was gaining on him. He was so scared that tears came to his eyes. He ran faster, but the bear was closing in on him. He ran faster yet, and tripped over a root. Rolling over onto his back, the athiest saw the bear rise to his full height and raise a huge paw...... and the athiest cried out, "Oh, God, no!"

And everything stopped. The birds stopped chirping. The brook stopped babbling. The gentle breeze stopped. And the bear froze with his paw in the air. And the athiest heard a booming voice say, "Young man. For years you doubted my very existance, but now that your life is in peril you call my name to help you. Why should I do so?"

And the athiest thought for a moment, and said, "Yes, you are right. If you are God, then it would be hypocritical of me to become a Christian at this point in my life. But, do you think that you could at least make the bear a Christian for today?" And the booming voice was quiet for a moment and then said, "Done."

And everything started again. The birds chirping, brook babbling, and gentle breeze rustling the leaves. And the bear slowly lowered his paw.

And the bear put his paws together, and bowed his massive head and said, "Dear Lord, please bless this food we are about to eat."

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The Shortest Books Ever Written

* 1000 Years of German Humor

* Everything men know about women

* The Code of Ethics for Lawyers

* Italian War Heroes

* Who's who in Puerto Rico

* Americans' Guide to Etiquette

* Royal Family's Guide to Good Marriages

* Safe Places to Travel in the USA

* Jerry Garcia's Guide to Beating Drug Addiction

* Contraception by Pope John Paul II

* Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors

* Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu

* Gun Control for The New Millenium: NRA Handbook

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See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won't work.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is duffus cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...

Betcha can't resist passing it on

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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I've made lot$ of friend$ and am $tudying hard. With all my $tuff i $imply can't think of anything i need, $o if you would like you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, your $on.

Reply from Dad..

Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study hard eNOugh
Love, Dad.

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This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: ???Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight.

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A Scotish man was at a baseball game.

It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the mound, he took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, Run."

This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scotish man was now exited and ready to get into the game.

The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotchman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run laddie, rrrun!"

Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scotchman, extremely embarrased, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scotchman's embarassment, lened over and said, "He can't run - he got four balls."

The Scotchman then stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, man...walk with pride!"

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Fellow 1 : "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the
year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not
only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he
was right about that too."

Fellow 2 : "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?"

Fellow 1 : "A judge told him."

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Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He
surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him
after an encounter with a porcupine.

After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching, he
returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.

"Fifteen dollars, Ma'am," he answered.

"Why that's simply outrageous!" she stormed. "That's what's wrong with
you Maine people, you're always trying to over charge summer visitors.
Whatever do you do in the winter, when we're not here to be gypped?"

"Raise porcupines, Ma'am."

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Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.

"Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

"[blip]", Sam thinks... "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?"

Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."

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Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the pearly gates. St. Peter
walks out and asks the first one, "What have you done to enter Heaven?"

"I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of the Lord's babies into
the world."

"Good enough to enter the gates," replied St. Peter and in he goes. The
same question is asked of the second doctor.

"I am a general practioner and go to Third World countries three times a
year to cure the poor." St. Peter is impressed and allows him through the
gates. The third doctor steps up in line and knowing the question, blurts
out, "I am a director of a HMO."

St. Peter meditates on this for a while and then says, "Fine, you can enter
Heaven...but only for 2 days."

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Good morning everyboomie. yay


Welcome to the weekend!! woot


I heard a great joke today. What do you do when you're attacked by a mob of angry clowns? razz


Go for the juggler.



What if you can't reach it??


We have another 90 degree day in store, and then 68 degrees on Sunday. Big drop there. As Elvis would say, "That's crazy man." crazy


That's October for you. You never know quite what you're gonna get around here weather-wise. Scary...


Have a happy day everyone.


joe


Edited by looney4labs (10/14/17 12:37 PM)
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#1128171 - 10/14/17 12:29 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 74079
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning Joe and all! I'll be on the road today all day, on to some adventures! joy

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave
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#1128178 - 10/14/17 01:44 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7208
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have a great day, and stay cool, Joe.

Have fun on your adventures, Ana. joy

I got my muffler repaired, and the cost turned out to be not so bad. Luckily, I'd checked online for places in the local area and went to the one with the best reviews. All of these reviews said that this place had the lowest cost for repairs, and they were right. thumbsup It was still more expensive than I would have preferred but not nearly as expensive as it would have been had I taken it anywhere else. It seems I saved over two hundred dollars, which is pretty fantastic.

It's Friday night here, which means tomorrow is Saturday, and I have a voice lesson. woot I've been practicing diligently, so hopefully, it's paid off. smile

Have a great Saturday, everyone. fall
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#1128185 - 10/14/17 04:48 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22236
Loc: Marlborough USA
fall Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus and everyone. Joe we are going to be cool again today but tomorrow we expect to be in the 80s! Ana have a fun day! Venus good luck with your voice lesson. Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a Happy Day! fall
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#1128192 - 10/14/17 07:33 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 9923
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Great Saturday. The play was very good. Raining here this morning. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. fall
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#1128198 - 10/14/17 09:27 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18076
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers fall

Joe, weather is crazy everywhere. Enjoy the day!

Ana, have fun on your adventures today.

Venus, glad your muffler is fixed. Have a nice day.

Gerry, coffee sounds good this morning.

Connie, Danish to go with my coffee please and thank you.

Going to a birthday party today. Wishing everyone a super duper weekend. car
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#1128207 - 10/14/17 11:59 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9339
Loc: San Diego, CA
Good deal on your muffler, venus! Pays to shop around.

Cool nights, warm days, they are predicting hot weather. I dunno. Everytime they say that, it's not so hot. Go figure. Just nice weather most of the time around here. We could use some rain though. Fire danger very very high and with all the fires up North, it's scary.
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#1128216 - 10/14/17 12:41 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47192
Loc: Alabama
Super Saturday Ya'll puppy

Working hard, or hardly working?

We are hardly working here. Hubby is out running errands. Son is getting ready to head to work. I did my normal couple of hours in the kitchen when I got up, and now finishing up sipping and surfing to be followed by bread making.

Cully has been making scavenger hunts for everyone today lol wave
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#1128230 - 10/14/17 04:10 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 26611
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Hello Boomers

Joe, I'll take the 68 and let you keep the 90..hope your day is good

Ana, drive safe and happy trails to you

Venus, that's great news and a fixed muffler too..enjoy the day

Gerry, I'll go with a coffee today

Connie, how about eggs and grits please...I'll just relax in the NC for a bit

Gail, you travel safe and have fun at the party today

Saturday morning chores are behind me and now it's time for some gardening and paperwork

Yes it is Sorta..hope you get some rain

L4L hearts

Happy Saturday everyone

wave2
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#1128236 - 10/14/17 04:39 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9339
Loc: San Diego, CA
Darn darn darn. So the Mom Cat took the kittens next door (part of the training sequence) and this morning one was missing. Sigh. I 'broke into' the neighbor's yard (he's a very good friend of 40 years) and with the help of 2 of the older cats who followed me everywhere, I sadly found the other kitten. Not a pretty sight. Something ate most of him last night. Dunno what, but at least I can stop searching and know what his fate was. Sad sad. Was so cute.

Now I'm hoping that Mom Cat keeps the other one safe. It was under the deck crying it's eyes out this morning. Very unusual, which made me start the search for the sibling. Never heard either of them cry. Mom finally answered and cuddled the lone kitten. Hopefully he will make it but I'm not optimistic. Still can't get near mom and not the last survivor from the previous litter and not the sole kitten.

If I didn't live in a pretty rural setting with lots of old homes with huge empty land around them, it would be easier to control the stray cats. Guess it's just my fate to take care of what I can.

I'm wondering if a possum or raccoon might have killed the little guy. Don't know if they would be that agressive. Could have been a hawk, but I think it would have flown off to a nest with it and not just left most of it in the weeds. I will never know. duh cry
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#1128246 - 10/14/17 05:32 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Loc: Alabama
Awwwww, Sorta, that is so sad!
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#1128256 - 10/14/17 09:18 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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sad so sorry to hear that Sorta
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#1128261 - 10/14/17 09:26 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Yeah, I hate when wildlife goes nuts. Seems from my research, it was probably a raccoon. Possums seem to eat happily with the kittens and cats. Today, the Mom Cat is staying near the remaining kitten, and 2 other older siblings are staying near and cuddling with it for protection. So sad. Hope tonight I don't lose the other one. Sigh.
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