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#1129998 - 10/28/17 08:47 PM Sunday Sunshine
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 31916
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
You wouldn't believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.

~Carolyn Wells
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Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!"

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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father", answered the mother, "I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

Better to be safe than...punch a 5th grader.

Never underestimate the power of...termites.

You can lead a horse to water but...how?

Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty.

No news is... impossible.

A miss is as good as a... Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new... math.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning.

Love all, trust... me.

The pen is mightier than the... pigs.

An idle mind is... the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke there's... pollution.

A penny saved is... not much.

Don't put off till tomorrow what...you put on to go to bed.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose.

None are so blind as... Stevie Wonder.

Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.

You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.

When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way.

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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to

use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the

summer,cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting

on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push

that outhouse into the creek.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little

boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a

large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the

creek and floated away.

That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after

supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad

replied,"Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you,

wasn't it, son?" The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said,

"Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry

tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in

that cherry tree."

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


It's football day in America. hamster taz


I am almost giddy with excitement. penguin


After 2 cold days, we're going to hit 73 degrees on this Sunday, with football on, so it's more like a typical Fall day for me. hamster


I'm looking at the forecast, and wouldn't ya know Sunday, Monday are going to be in the 70s, and then Tuesday 57 degrees with a little "pm rain", and then back up in the 70s Wednesday. razz


I remember a lot of trick-or-treating that I did in the cold rain back in the Texas Panhandle. redchicken


That was a few years ago. rolleyes


Have a happy day everyone. rah


joe
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#1130005 - 10/29/17 12:54 AM Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 74042
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Cold night last night on the boat, but so much fun! The people on the boat were awesome, we were the oldest ones on the boat, but they danced with us and we had a great time!

Have a happy day Joe and all!

Ana wave
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#1130011 - 10/29/17 03:52 AM Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22217
Loc: Marlborough USA
fall Good Morning Joe, Ana and everyone. Joe perfect weather! Ana sounds like fun! Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing you all a happy day! fall
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#1130017 - 10/29/17 07:35 AM Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 9913
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Great Sunday. The Halloween party turned out super. Breakfast out and a Sam's trip today. Dinner and Netflix with a friend tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon. Sausage, Ham, Biscuits and Gravy, and French Toast in the NC. fall
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#1130018 - 10/29/17 08:02 AM Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18058
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers hamster

Joe, thanks for the laughs.

Ana, glad you had a good time on the boat.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Connie, enjoy your breakfast out this morning.

Church then a nice quiet day today. Happy day wishes to everyone! fall
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#1130037 - 10/29/17 10:42 AM Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 26581
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Good morning Sunday Sunshine fall

You better be giddy Joe ... BIG GAME today for Dallas!!! There's gonna be some folks trying to Hail the Redskins eek

Glad you had fun Ana...that's always a bonus wink

Good morning Gerry and Connie .. I think son and I are going to catch Blade Runner 2049 before it leaves the theater

I'll have eggs, hash brows, sausage, biscuits and gravy and a large cup of coffee this morning please

Drive safe to church Gail and enjoy the day

BFF and I are going to a play this afternoon happydance

I'm off to garden...enjoying my tunes

Have a Super Sunday everyone

witch
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#1130045 - 10/29/17 11:09 AM Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47175
Loc: Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

It's chilly here today...dug out a sweatshirt to go with my shorts lol

Hubby and I will head to a play this afternoon and then he and son will head to a movie.

wavegirl
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#1130047 - 10/29/17 11:31 AM Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9334
Loc: San Diego, CA
Nobody showed up for my 'yard work' yesterday. I got up early just in case. Today, I'm waiting again, got up early, no body so far, no call, nothing. I'm thinking the dad decided the job was too nasty for his kids or maybe they got a better offer. Dunno. So here I sit, waiting. Scared all the Outdoorsies. Put them off their normal routine by feeding them an hour early. Most made it to the table, had to round up the 'town crier'. He was way down in the back lot hunting mice. I walked the 200 feet back and found him cowering in a bush. Of course the 3 other siblings who followed me down there like the pied piper, were happy to coax him out and they all went under the fence to the neighbor's yard and up to my house. Long, roundabout way I think. He's still not eaten yet. Standing guard on the roof against the 2 hawks I saw hunting part way down the driveway on a phone pole. They were taking turns buzzing the empty lot next door. Hopefully they won't bother the lone kitten. I'm on guard now too. Small hawks, about the same size at the kitten. Hope they catch lots of birds and mice and leave the kitty alone!
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#1130075 - 10/29/17 06:14 PM Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 26581
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
oh my goodness...what a great play

good game so far Joe...Dallas still in the lead

not looking good Sorta, do you have other yard work folks?

wave2
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#1130088 - 10/29/17 09:06 PM Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1]
MsMercury Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 02/08/06
Posts: 12034
Loc: Scotland
Hi Boomers, hoping you are all well and enjoying your day!

Just stopping by to say night night, had a busy day ironing and cleaning. tired Fingers crossed all that activity will send me to dreamland!

Take care guys!

Mary hearts wavegirl
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#1130089 - 10/29/17 09:08 PM Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 26581
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Sleep well Ms Mary

I'm off too

sleep
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#1130101 - 10/29/17 09:42 PM Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: MsMercury]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 31916
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Good night Ms Mary. Happy dreams. wave2

They won soot. YAAAA! joy

Now the going gets really tough. rolleyes


joe
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