-1.What happens to people who steal watches?
They get caught and g-- t---.
-2.How does the king of the jungle take his medicine?
By l--- d---.
-3.What were the picture's last words?
"First they ----- me, then they ---- me."
-4.Who has friends for lunch?
-5.Why did the outlaw brush his teeth with gunpowder?
So he could s---- his m---- off.
6.What is the difference between a comedian and a gossip?
A comedian has a sense of h---r; a gossip has a sense of r---r.
-7.Why did the banana run from the gangster?
Because it was ------.
-8.Why did the silly man buy a thousand pickles?
He got a good d---.
-9.What is the most valuable fish?
-10.What cattle follow you wherever you go?