-1.Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a ---!
2.What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a b-- p---.
-3.I recently got a new Korean mechanic but it's hard to understand him - he speaks with a H------ A-----!
-4.Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was -- S----.
-5.What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you will r--- and s----!
-6.My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover m--- g---- that way.”
-7.R.I.P boiled water. You will be m---.
-8.A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that t----- play at that game.
-9.What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two c---------- s-------s.
-10.Someone stole my toilet and the police have n------ to go on.