-1.Why are Egyptian children well-behaved children?
Because they respect their m-----s.
-2.Why did the farmer take a hammer to bed with him?
So he could h-- the h--.
-3.What's the difference between a rug and a bottle of medicine?
One you t--- up and s---- and the other you s---- up and t---.
-4.What happens to naughty pigs?
They become d-----d h--.
-5.When does a female deer need money?
When she doesn't have a ----.
-6.What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A r--- of g--- l---.
-7.Why did the baseball player rapidly blink his eyes?
He needed b-----g p------e.
-8.If you woke up in the middle of the night feeling sad, what would you do?
Look on your bed for a c-------r.
9.What kind of cake should you serve to a chicken? (Hint)
-10.Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have h---- on their c---s.