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#1143535 - 03/03/18 08:59 PM Sip & Surf Sunday
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32301
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

~Steven Wright~
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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

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At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

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In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.

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An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

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One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The question was 'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?'"

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Math Teacher: "If I have 6 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."

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Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father's check book!"

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A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

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A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"

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Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Had a gorgeous Spring day down here in Okie Padokie. yay


I got up and had breakfast, and then struck out for the sod farm. happydance


I took Missy of course. She enjoyed the ride, and when we got there had a great time just running around exploring. lab


We walked around for an hour and a half and found nothing. Then went back to the pits in the back corner and I started digging around. The ground was real soft after all the rain. thumbsup


I finally dug up a nice point, and was wore out and ready to come home by 12:30. yes


I found another point that was unfinished, so it was those two, but I came back a very happy man. rah


Tomorrow I'll see if I can make it to the creek. yay


Have a happy day everyone.


joe
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William Butler Yeats

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#1143538 - 03/03/18 10:11 PM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Online   content
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 28216
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Woo Hoo Hoo Joe woot

Glad you were able to find some points ... hope you make it to the creek today thumbsup

Good morning Boomers ... Sunday Sunday!

Nothing but relaxing, gaming and music today!

My kind of day...a weekend day!

wave2
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music

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#1143541 - 03/03/18 11:45 PM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75845
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, I am so happy for you! Well done!! joy

soot, Happy Sunday!!

Have a happy day all!

Ana wave
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#1143557 - 03/04/18 05:31 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 23060
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, soot, Ana and everyone. Congrats on your finds Joe! Soot that sounds like a fun relaxing day! Enjoy! Ana hope your day is happy too. It's going to be a relaxing gaming day for me! Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready.
wave Wishing everyone a wonderful day! wave
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#1143563 - 03/04/18 07:24 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Online   content
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10395
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, have a Great Sunday. Joe, congrats on the points. Breakfast out and a BJ's trip today. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Biscuits and Gravy, Bacon, Sausage, Ham, and French Toast in the NC. winter
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#1143573 - 03/04/18 10:58 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7978
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Glad you found some points and had fun with Missy, Joe. woot

Soot, that sounds pretty much like what I'll be doing today as well. grin Have fun!

Have a happy day also, Ana.

Enjoy your gaming day, Gerry. thumbsup

Enjoy breakfast and BJ's, Connie. thumbsup

It's another practice and gaming day for me today. rah

Have a terrific Sunday, everyone. winter
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Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

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#1143577 - 03/04/18 12:12 PM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47710
Loc: Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

Hubby and I sipped our coffee in bed while watching Sunday Morning and Face the Nation. Then a shower and now down to have tea surf a bit.

Boys are with us all week, so will need to think about food a little more than I usually do.

Then daughter will be here the next week for 10 days. I hope little Leo is a good traveler. We shall see.

Joe, glad you had a productive outing.

Soot kissy

Ana, have a great day

Gerry, enjoy all that relaxing.

Connie, breakfast is my favorite meal to have out. Enjoy!

Venus, I was making sandwich bread. I make all our bread. I've been doing it for a long enough time that store bought bread tastes strange to me. My recipe is easy, though you do have to be home and attentive all day.

Hope the practice is fruitful and the gaming is fun.
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-Roger Caras

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#1143580 - 03/04/18 12:59 PM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Online   content
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 28216
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
The morning is coming to an end and I got some Sunday AM chores done but I'm running out of time... shocked

But that's OK as I have the entire day

wave2
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#1143604 - 03/05/18 12:24 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7978
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
L4L, that sounds delicious. thumbsup Homemade bread is always better than store bought bread.

Good night, everyone. sleep
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Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

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